Alex Grinch (DB Coach Wisconsin)

[Jaxbuck]

I see you lack true dedication to the cause.

well, the oldest one keeps pissing me off and options are on the table

 

[colobuck79]

What is the going rate? One kid per win over tsun? Two kids? This is important.

 

[Jaxbuck]

What is the going rate? One kid per win over tsun? Two kids? This is important.

I'd only consider offers starting in the 10:1 range

Another 10 in a row for your first born kind of thing

then it depends on recent behaviors

 

[buckeyeintn]

Are we talking kids who are old enough to (and have already) produced grandkids? If so, they've pretty well outlived their usefulness. Might be willing to settle for 5 in a row.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I'd only consider offers starting in the 10:1 range

Another 10 in a row for your first born kind of thing

then it depends on recent behaviors

Can I get a discount for multiples? Something like 25 straight wins for two kids?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Can I get a discount for multiples? Something like 25 straight wins for two kids?

Triplets for zero losses until we own the outright head to head record. If that were an option, I'd consider having a procedure reversed.

 

[Taosman]

The way the system is rigged I have my doubts we see another National Championship in this format.

 

[MaxBuck]

Can I get a discount for multiples? Something like 25 straight wins for two kids?

How about if you throw in the wife?

 

[Jaxbuck]

How about if you throw in the wife?

If I could legitimately get 25 straight wins, 2019 to 2044, for the old lady she'd be gone so fucking fast it would make your head spin.

No bullshit


Like a Lexus Christmas commercial, big bow on her head out in the drive way

 

[zincfinger]

Triplets for zero losses until we own the outright head to head record. If that were an option, I'd consider having a procedure reversed.

Is reassignment surgery reversible?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

How about if you throw in the wife?

Mine would understand. She wouldn’t be happy but she would understand that there are things in this world greater than her.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Mine would understand. She wouldn’t be happy but she would understand that there are things in this world greater than her.

The key is to find one who not only understands, but is grateful for the opportunity to do so.

 

[Honor&Glory]

If I could legitimately get 25 straight wins, 2019 to 2044, for the old lady she'd be gone so fucking fast it would make your head spin.

No bullshit


Like a Lexus Christmas commercial, big bow on her head out in the drive way

here is the caveat...

my wife would also trade ME for 25 straight wins against scUM.

while I know I married right...all of us are in play when it comes to beating the enemy.

 

[Oh8ch]

here is the caveat...

my wife would also trade ME for 25 straight wins against scUM.

while I know I married right...all of us are in play when it comes to beating the enemy.

The way things are going should we be looking for someone whose wife and kids are missing and acknowledge their sacrifice in some way?

 

[BigJim]

If I could legitimately get 25 straight wins, 2019 to 2044, for the old lady she'd be gone so fucking fast it would make your head spin.

No bullshit


Like a Lexus Christmas commercial, big bow on her head out in the drive way

Be careful... if we're switching from sacrificing kids to sacrificing the wife, some might even start taking a few L's to make that happen.