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All I can say is...Holy $#@!, sucks to be him

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Bucklion, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

  2. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    Nice to know it isn't a trend.


    So anyhow, this Michigan grad goes to see his Dr. and says "I want to be castrated."

    The Dr. says "What? Are you sure?"

    The guys says "Yep, girlfriend wont marry me unless I am castrated first."

    Dr. - "This is a pretty serious surgery. You better think about it."

    "Nope" the guy says, "I love her and if this is what it takes I am going to do it."

    So the Dr. does the surgery. The guy wakes up in recovery and there is another fellow in the next bed. "What are you he for?" he asks.

    "I just got circumsized" says the fellow.

    "That's the word" says the Michigander.
  3. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    maybe he recognized the penis from some polaroids he found in his wifes purse....
  4. AJ Nicholson

    AJ Nicholson Newbie

    OOOO burn
  5. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    so not only did he cut it off but he had to cut it into three pieces! Looks like someone had penis envy.
  6. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    This guy's new mantra- "size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter...."

    That's amazing. I'm not normally a supporter of big medical malpractice lawsuits, but here's a case where I'd sue the pants off of that Dr.
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    ....and once you got his pants off.............chop chop :biggrin:

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