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All time criminal team

With all the cocaine he’s done in his life, he could probably chalk the entire Texas Stadium field.

No name should be needed to figure out who this is.
:slappy:


And for the other WR:

you can rest assured that this wideout has been on the receiving end of numerous scoring drives since arriving in state correctional facilities, most of which were led by a couple of guys with swastika tattoos.
 
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That's some real Wilid Wild West shit there HighLonesome - you know the team is money when you see Sebastian as the Kicker selection

Everyone's favorite out-of-control Slav. .....
Big Krazy Kicker! In his defense, a bar owner once said of him, “It’s his Polish accent; he always sounds wasted.” That or he really is, you know, always wasted. My money’s on the latter.
 
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A couple of better selections than the ones they had for Rolle, Irvin, Phillips, and Spellman (I'll help a Buckeye brother out....)-

WR-Warren Wells, played for the Raiders in the late 60's, early 70's, and was pretty good, but got convicted of rape twice and did serious time in the slammer

DB-Darryl Henley-Rams-was involved in coke dealing, and went to prison for it. Also an associate of Suge Knight, I believe.

DL-Suge Knight-played during the players strike

RB-Cecil Collins-even crazier than Lawrence Phillips-sexual assualt, breaking and entering, you name it, he was busted for it
 
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How do you take Jimmy Johnson instead of Barry Switzer...he had a rapist or murderer (forget which, could be both) as one of his star QBs at Oklahoma, and he got arrested for taking a gun to an airport as Cowboys coach himself.

Good call on Cecil Collins too.

And I guess they didn't go with Donald Igwebuike as kicker because he beat most of the heroin smuggling charges.

And what about Bam Morris?
 
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I'd be inclined to leave Spellman of because he's been documented to be bi-polar, which to me is not the same as just being a thug. I think Robbins is a similar case, but I'm not sure about that. Henley was a really good call. Sadly, I think one has to think hard about replacing Marijuanavich with our own Art Schlichter, and I'd certainly replace Chmura, who wasn't convicted and I think only had the one incident with former Broncos TE and woman-beater extraordinaire Clarence Kay:

"Called by the Denver Post the "meanest game-day combatant in Broncos history," Clarence Kay was even meaner off the field. He arrived in Denver in 1984 from the University of Georgia and, at 6-6 and 230 pounds, was a frightening presence, as at least a couple of women will attest. Even the Broncos couldn't overlook some of his missteps. He was fined in 1985 for an unapproved absence, arrested in August 1986 for speeding, suspended for a game in November 1986 for "conduct detrimental to the team," sent to rehab in December 1986 for failing a drug test, arrested in September 1989 for speeding and ticketed for driving while impaired, and convicted in June 1990 for DWI.
By that time, unfortunately, Kay had turned to crimes against people. He pleaded guilty to a July 1990 charge of trespassing, destruction of private property and disturbing the peace.
Kay's career as a Bronco came to an end in February 1993, right after he was arrested for violating a restraining order brought by a former girlfriend named Patricia. He had run her off a road and then followed her to her apartment and refused to leave. Earlier, according to the allegations, he had punched her in the face as she slept and then stalked her. Too bad his career was over, because he still had his old elusiveness: When police went to arrest Kay, he jumped from a second-story window and avoided capture for an hour before turning himself in.
New girlfriend Jennifer proudly stood by her man until Kay beat her up in Las Vegas in September 1993. Upset because someone sent her flowers, Kay pushed Jennifer down, kicked her in the back, dragged her to the edge of a twentieth-story balcony and punched her in the face with his right fist. "I was trying to defend myself," she told reporters at the time. "But there is not much you can do. I'm 110 pounds, he is 230-some pounds."
One of her co-workers at a Denver auto dealership told reporters: "I've seen her come in beaten and bruised. I've seen him pick her up outside the dealership and try to carry her off. I confronted him when he was doing that. I said, 'Put her down and get out.' And he did. This has been going on for a year and a half."
And it continued. Kay took $700 worth of Jennifer's clothing from a dry cleaner and threw it in a dumpster. In 1995, after violating Jennifer's restraining order numerous times, he pleaded guilty to reduced charges. In 1996 he was arrested for stabbing a paramedic.
That one he didn't do.
Plaguing Jennifer? That he continued to do.
By March 1997, he was still banging on her door and sideswiping her boyfriend's cars. Threats of jail did no good until July 1997, when police picked up Kay while he was stalking Jennifer at her home yet again. He had already been arrested a dozen times for violating her restraining orders; he was put away for 540 days.
"I am ashamed for my family and friends and for myself to have to go through this, because I know in my heart that what I did was wrong," Kay told the Post in a jailhouse interview. "I feel like I have disobeyed the court order."
Kay last surfaced--in print only--last September, when he told a Rocky Mountain News reporter in another jailhouse interview, "I know it'll be hard for people to believe, but I'm serious about turning my life around. A lot of good is coming out of this."
Yeah. He's off the streets."
 
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