Am I The Asshole

[DubCoffman62]

if being an asshole is wrong…

speaking of assholes I had a neighbor behind me years ago that would rake the leaves that fell into his backyard from my trees and dump them over the fence even though he had the same trees in his yard and also a eucalyptus that dropped tons of tree debris into my yard

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Your neighbor sounds like a crazy busy-body with nothing better to do than hassle you. Her husband knows it too, that's why he won't engage with you.

I'd figure out a way to throw back a few cold ones with the husband without the harpy around, smooth things over, y'know?

 

[DubCoffman62]

Your neighbor sounds like a crazy busy-body with nothing better to do than hassle you. Her husband knows it too, that's why he won't engage with you.

I'd figure out a way to throw back a few cold ones with the husband without the harpy around, smooth things over, y'know?

Sounds like the Kettlemans from Better Call Saul

 

[Steve19]

Sounds to me like you most certainly are. Blowing the leaves back into the forest? Really? Had a conversation about this last night with Jimi Hendrix. He's cool when he puts down the guitar. Anyway, our focus was on magical leaves and the damage they do to concrete. It's huge...HUGE. Yeah, he was there too. Your neighbor was there too. Reagan was too, but he was too high on peyote to make any sense. Anyway, cheese. It's all about cheese.

 

[BB73]

[BB73]Hope that now she leaves you alone.[/BB73]

I’m going out on a limb here, and may be branching out and avoiding the root of the problem, but she’ll leave him alone if he quits barking at her, since that’s where the issues stem from.

 

[Thump]

I’m going out on a limb here, and may be branching out and avoiding the root of the problem, but she’ll leave him alone if he quits barking at her, since that’s where the issues stem from.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I want to know why the husband never had anything to say to us? He’s always been a good guy when I have interacted with him.

Poor guy. Imagine dealing with that. You should turn him into a drinking buddy. I’m sure she’d love that.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It's all about cheese.

 

[BuckBackHome]

All I hear in my head when I see this thread title is the Dennis Leary song.

 

[DubCoffman62]

We had a secret Santa event at work and I said from the get go that I didn't want to participate but I ended up getting a gift. Not wanting to be a Grinch I made up a little gift basket which consisted of some sardines in hot mustard sauce, a can of green beans, some taco seasoning packets, some pitted prunes and a can of V8. AITA?

 

[AKAK]

We had a secret Santa event at work and I said from the get go that I didn't want to participate but I ended up getting a gift. Not wanting to be a Grinch I made up a little gift basket which consisted of some sardines in hot mustard sauce, a can of green beans, some taco seasoning packets, some pitted prunes and a can of V8. AITA?

Yes. But not because of the sardines

 

[DubCoffman62]

Yes. But not because of the sardines

Well thank God for that.

 

[Nutriaitch]

We had a secret Santa event at work and I said from the get go that I didn't want to participate but I ended up getting a gift. Not wanting to be a Grinch I made up a little gift basket which consisted of some sardines in hot mustard sauce, a can of green beans, some taco seasoning packets, some pitted prunes and a can of V8. AITA?

at least you didn't give them Bama gear.

 

[heisman]

All I get is coal in my stocking.