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Be careful what you pack in your suitcase

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.



    Dildo triggered terror alert
    Carin Pettersson 01.09.04 09:56

    The airport security staff at Flesland Airport took no unnecessary chances when a suitcase started to vibrate.

    The security personnel had of course no way of knowing that the suitcase contained nothing more than a dildo that had accidentally turned itself on.

    As the owner of the sex toy shop «Voksne Leker» (Adult toys) at Straume, Katrine Solberg, 29, has been traveling across the entire country with her rather delicate products in her suitcase. However, when she was traveling to the Oslo area for a home party a week and a half ago, one of the dildos turned itself on and created somewhat of a mess, reported the local paper Bergensavisen.

    Securitas personnel, who are responsible for checking the luggage at Flesland Airport, became suspicious of the out of the ordinary behavior of the suitcase.

    «I can confirm that the suitcase was removed for control, and that one passenger was called,» said Karl Magne Bakke, operations consultant at Securitas, to the paper. «When the passenger did not report, the suitcase was confiscated. This is routine.»

    At Gardermoen Oslo Airport, Solberg was informed that because of an odd vibration her suitcase was not sent on the plane. After the 29-year-old had explained the content of the suitcase, Securitas inspected it. The suitcase was sent on the next plane.

    «I’ll take out the batteries next time before I travel,» Solberg said.
  2. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Dildo in a suitcase? Guess tibor couldn't afford a coach ticket so he stowed away...
  3. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    Wow...I didn't see that one coming.
  4. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    How could you? Isn't it dark in the suitcase?
  5. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

  6. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    "The dildo turned itself on and made a mess." Amazing what they can do with technology these days.
  7. JCOSU86

    JCOSU86 Go Bucks! Staff Member

  8. kippy1040

    kippy1040 Junior

    Wowwy Zowwy. That one was good Mili. Tibor didn't even try to come back on that one. He probably thought it was pretty good himself. But I don't think he would ever admit that to you.
  9. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    The funniest thing was when I saw the thread come up, it was pretty obvious Milly was going to come up with a lame reply. "Like a rat to the feeder bar"
  10. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    That's right Kashmir, steal my lines...

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