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Best High School Memory

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Wearing a nun's costume to a Catholic school. Public speaking class after getting stoned during open lunch. Rugby. Watching a football coach/sub tell a overweight and homosexual that he was "fat and gay" before getting fired. Making cheat sheets in the shitter. Woodshop teacher catching one of girls kickbacks in the nuts. Old ass sub who would fall asleep during class no matter what time of day. Bomb threat days. Dean of school pacing the hallway outside of our classroom door while ripping open lockers until we heard him yell "bingo" as he walked off with a ounce of pot. Dry shaving at the Catholic school. Diabetic kid passed out in first period, we thought he was dead (he was known for medical problems), ambulance rushed over and the medics came into the room about the time he woke up and puked 151 all over the girl in front of him.
 
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Bleed S & G;1317133; said:
Wearing a nun's costume to a Catholic school. Public speaking class after getting stoned during open lunch. Rugby. Watching a football coach/sub tell a overweight and homosexual that he was "fat and gay" before getting fired. Making cheat sheets in the shitter. Woodshop teacher catching one of girls kickbacks in the nuts. Old ass sub who would fall asleep during class no matter what time of day. Bomb threat days. Dean of school pacing the hallway outside of our classroom door while ripping open lockers until we heard him yell "bingo" as he walked off with a ounce of pot. Dry shaving at the Catholic school. Diabetic kid passed out in first period, we thought he was dead (he was known for medical problems), ambulance rushed over and the medics came into the room about the time he woke up and puked 151 all over the girl in front of him.
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Teachers was a great movie.
 
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OSUsushichic;1316405; said:
Congratulations to your daughter!

I'd say graduation was the best memory. :) But the day before graduation my teammates and I won the state championship in softball. That was pretty cool.
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My best high school memory was watching sushi pitch softball with binoculars. . .
 
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Honestly... I'm not sure what the statute of limitations is on certain felonies.

So, officially... ummm High School sucked?
 
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kinch;1317214; said:
My best high school memory was watching sushi pitch softball with binoculars. . .
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I would've thought that the binoculars would've made it difficult for her to pitch. :biggrin:

I mostly went to school so that I could do well enough to stay academically eligible for high school sports, primarily football.

I was a member of the state champion DECA team. We got to wear snavy blue polyester blazers to all of our competitions.

I set school records for quickest pins in wrestling at both the JV and Varsity levels. I think I did so within a few weeks of each other as a Soph. I also was kicked off of the wrestling team for drinking underage as a Senior (I wrote about that incident in another thread).

My all time favorite event had to be playing a Friday night football game in a blizzard :banger:. We sucked that year (0-10 record) but that game experience was awesome.
 
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I played slotback/flanker on offense, but was really just an extra fullback. We almost never threw at all (least of all to me) and we shuttled plays in with rotating fullbacks. For some reason I don't remember or may never have known, I got called to the sideline after a tackle to run a play back out to the QB. I listened and then started to run back on the field and promptly forgot the play. When I got out to the huddle the only plays I could think of were two pass plays where I was the primary receiver. I picked one of those and the QB looked at me like our coach must've just had a stroke. We ran it for a first down and I got knocked out of bounds right in front of the coach. He looked down and said something to the effect that I was damn lucky to have caught that pass. I was never thrown another. :biggrin:
 
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Let me set the stage for you:

In 9th grade in the State of Georgia - all freshman MUST take and pass a Heath and Sex education class. First semester is basic health and Second semester is diseases, sex ed and like a childcare thing (carry an egg around for two weeks - if it breaks you get a F...etc).

The start of the 2nd semester was opened with a hour long class about general sexual educations questions. Everyone was pretty timid and the class was generally littered with muffled giggles despite the sternest glares of the teacher.

So it looks like the Q&A section is wrapping up when Wesley XYZ (name protected because he's currently serving 4 years in a Georgia prison) raises his hand. Wesley XYZ had failed health the year before and was re-taking it as a Sophmore. The teacher called on him and then he clearly and effortlessly asked:

It is possible to be "too good" at jacking off?

I served a day of detention for falling out of my chair and inability to stop laughing.
 
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