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Binge Bear

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by OSUsushichic, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go! Staff Member

    :beer:

    Bear Drinks 36 Cans of Favorite Beer

    BAKER LAKE, Wash. - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

    The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

    "He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

    Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

    "He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

    A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

    Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

    "This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
     
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  2. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Beer?
     

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  3. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    When is that bear going to learn?

    Free beer is good beer.
    Like he could tell what he was drinking after 36!

    I am surprised he wasn't hitting on some of the other critters after getting a few in him.
     
  4. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    how the hell did he climb the tree without falling out?
     
  5. AKAK

    AKAK Mayor of Turkey Balls Falls Staff Member Bookie

    I bet they take his driver's license away.
     
  6. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    The real shame is that Boo Boo will probably be sent off to a foster home.
     
  7. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    Awesome a loaded bear, if only more animals would decide to drink
     
  8. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Rainier you say? Where can I find this Rainier. Good for bear, good for 21.
     
  9. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    I have actually drank that crap before..... YECH!!
     
  10. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    I'd hate to see what comes out in the morining... think bears, get the beer poop in the morning? :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2:
     
  11. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Do you suppose he had a hangover? It should affect bears like it affects us, shouldn't it?
     
  12. exhawg

    exhawg Self Mythologizing Monster Staff Member

  13. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Rugger

    Rugger Newbie

    He climbed into a tree after 36 beers? It's like he barely had any.
     
  15. Mac

    Mac That's a pain in the buns

    Smart, thirsty, and badass bear. I bet he could beat anyone in a shotgun dual.
     

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