BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2023, Current Champion = MD Buckeye)

[Jake]

I'm so old I remember when Betances was unhittable. Now I'd just like to see him pitch an inning without giving up a homer.

 

[Bucklion]

2 days, 2 guys on the DL...and counting

 

[Jaxbuck]

2 days, 2 guys on the DL...and counting

same

also getting a proper rogering from whoever it is I'm playing so it's like last year never ended

Trevor Story is apparently the heretofore good Colorado offensive player who is going to go 0 for 2018 now that Yahbot drafted him for me

 

[Bucklion]

Does week 1 end today?

 

[Jake]

A trade, eh? What took so long?

After last year's trading frenzy I've made an executive decision this year: all trades will process naturally. The waiting period will be the same for everyone, unless the trade is voided by mutual agreement or I think you fuckers are cheating...or something.

 

[Jake]

Does week 1 end today?

Nope, next Sunday.

 

[Jake]

same

also getting a proper rogering from whoever it is I'm playing so it's like last year never ended

 

[Jaxbuck]

Haaawwwt

 

[MD Buckeye]

My offense is dog shit. lol

 

[Smudger]

Get on my level.

 

[Jake]

As bad as Rivero was on Friday, he was that good today. Struck out the side on 14 pitches to close out a 1-0 win. 

 

[Bucklion]

Have 4 pitchers going today, 2 were good and Quintana got shelled by the AAA Marlins

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Shohei Ohtani" means "Tokyo Steamer" in Japanese.

Fuckin' Yahoo Draftbot

 

[CFPBuckeye]

My offense is dog shit. lol

I think you’ve had a HR left on the bench every day.

It started with an in the park job by Nunez. Mazara the next day. Then Carpenter and Duvall on Saturday. Nobody today so far.

 

[Jake]

"Shohei Ohtani" means "Tokyo Steamer" in Japanese.

Fuckin' Yahoo Draftbot

At least he got a quality start. My guys have been putting up good stats but get pulled after 5 innings.

In other news, I have as many steals as my entire team.