BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2023, Current Champion = MD Buckeye)

[Jaxbuck]

Josh Donaldson was apparently experiencing heavy spotting from actually playing baseball yesterday so he gets the day off today.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I'll nominate Jonathan Lucroy for most worthless decently high rated player of the year so far

Fucker has been healthy all season and has 3 HR 13 RBI and 10 runs scored on May 31

for comparison Jarrod Dyson, who I have purely for some SBs now and then, who hits 8th in the Mariners lineup has the same amount of RBIs, 14 more runs and only 1 less HR.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I'll be around more often now that I've found more work-life balance lately. The past few months have been very busy for me.

Welcome back!

 

[MD Buckeye]

Fucking Tanaka.....

 

[Jake]

I'll nominate Jonathan Lucroy for most worthless decently high rated player of the year so far

Fucker has been healthy all season and has 3 HR 13 RBI and 10 runs scored on May 31

I'll raise you. Lucroy has 58 TBs in 147 ABs. Buck's man crush has 61 TBs in 172 ABs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'll nominate Jonathan Lucroy for most worthless decently high rated player of the year so far

Fucker has been healthy all season and has 3 HR 13 RBI and 10 runs scored on May 31

I'll raise you. Lucroy has 58 TBs in 147 ABs. Buck's man crush has 61 TBs in 172 ABs.

I'll throw in Carlos golpes como una perra Gonzalez

183 AB/ 24 Runs/4 HR/ 17 RBI/68 TB/.306 OBP

motherfucker is more useless than a cock flavored lollipop

 

[Jake]

I'll throw in Carlos golpes como una perra Gonzalez

183 AB/ 24 Runs/4 HR/ 17 RBI/68 TB/.306 OBP

motherfucker is more useless than a cock flavored lollipop

As if there aren't people who'd like a cock flavored lollipop.

 

[Bucklion]

Other than Keuchel, my entire pitching staff is a collective pair of jinglers short of a eunuch

 

[Jaxbuck]

we should make a hacking mass all star team out of all the original draft picks

 

[Jake]

we should make a hacking mass all star team out of all the original draft picks

Just off the top of my head, looking at draft results:

First round: Josh Donaldson, Manny Machado
Third round: Madison Bumgarner, Starling Marte
Fifth round: Kyle Schwarber, Carlos Gonzalez, Andrew McCutcheon, Jonathan Villar
Sixth round: Todd Frazier, Gregory Polanco

Three of those were mine.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just off the top of my head, looking at draft results:

First round: Josh Donaldson, Manny Machado
Third round: Madison Bumgarner, Starling Marte
Fifth round: Kyle Schwarber, Carlos Gonzalez, Andrew McCutcheon, Jonathan Villar
Sixth round: Todd Frazier, Gregory Polanco

Three of those were mine.

My stupid ass auto drafter taking Gary "not worth a dirty' Sanchez in the 2nd round needs to be on that list

I could swear I didn't have him anywhere near that high

That gives me two of the draft picks and the distinction of trading for another one

 

[Jake]

My stupid ass auto drafter taking Gary "not worth a dirty' Sanchez in the 2nd round needs to be on that list

I could swear I didn't have him anywhere near that high

That gives me two of the draft picks and the distinction of trading for another one

And in my defense, Mad Bum had never been on the DL. Then the dumb fuck ruins his pitching shoulder on a dirt bike. Seriously?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Just off the top of my head, looking at draft results:

First round: Josh Donaldson, Manny Machado
Third round: Madison Bumgarner, Starling Marte
Fifth round: Kyle Schwarber, Carlos Gonzalez, Andrew McCutcheon, Jonathan Villar
Sixth round: Todd Frazier, Gregory Polanco

Three of those were mine.

I can also claim three. Donaldson, McCutchen and Frazier. Traded one and cut two.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So I'll start with this Hacking Mass team, feel free to join in.

Catcher:

Gary Sanchez drafted #17 (first catcher off the board) current yahoo ranking #701


Jonathan Lucroy drafted #74 current yahoo rating #758


Lets take a vote. Both are dreadful pieces of excrement. I vote for Sanchez but I'm a little biased.

 

[buckeyemania11]

So I'll start with this Hacking Mass team, feel free to join in.

Catcher:

Gary Sanchez drafted #17 (first catcher off the board) current yahoo ranking #701
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Jonathan Lucroy drafted #74 current yahoo rating #758
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Lets take a vote. Both are dreadful pieces of excrement. I vote for Sanchez but I'm a little biased.

Sanchez has more Runs, HR and only 1 less RBI in 56 less AB