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Breaking News from AP: Lance to be Stripped of Title?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by matz2, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. matz2

    matz2 Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!

    [AP] AIGLE, Switzerland - Lance Armstrong will face further testing
    and may be stripped of his recent Tour de France Title, officials of
    the International Cycling Union said Tuesday. A random search of
    Armstrong's hotel room in Parisafter the event revealed two substance
    prohibited in France, said an ICU spokesman. The substances, deodorant and soap, were found in Armstrong's hotel bathroom.
     
  2. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    :rofl:

    That's great.
     
  3. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    too funny.....the french were most especially appalled at something they are unfamiliar with....lance's courage....
     
  4. wadc45

    wadc45 Bourbon, Bow Ties and Baseball Hats Staff Member BP Recruiting Team

    that was hilarious...
     
  5. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Sorry matz, but this story was 'scooped' yesterday on this thread How to shut up a Frenchman , and in fact there were three banned substances (toothpaste was the third). :lol:
     
  6. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    3yards,

    They don't need toothpaste... when you don't have teeth to brush, why pay good money for the toothpaste...?? :tongue2:
     
  7. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds! Staff Member

    Whew, I was honestly scared when I read the thread title :yow1: Now that my blood pressure is down, It's funny.
     
  8. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Ha, that must be why toothpaste is banned gbear. If you have it (toothepaste) in your posession you are obviously a foreigner worthy of French ridicule and angst.
     
  9. methomps

    methomps an imbecility, a stupidity without name

    Dihard is right. The French are just worried because they know that Lance could conquer the entire country on his bike with a water pistol.
     
  10. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    I think you guys might be confusing the French with the British. I believe it is the British that use pure sugar for toothpaste. At least that is what I learned on Saturday Night Live.
     
  11. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I heard the french women were in an uproar because Sheryl Crowe actually shaved her pits while there
     
  12. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    I hear that in order to give their countrymen a fair chance at winning, the French are creating a French-only race for next year, the "Tour du Pansy"...
     

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