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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

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South Bend, Indiana: With his 6 - 6 Notre Dame team preparing for their trip to the Hula Bowl, Coach Brian Kelly had a huge surprise for the players. When the team entered the locker room they were greeted with a huge banner with black and red lettering, "SO LONG SUCKERS, I'M OFF TO COACH OHIO'S BCS TEAM." The surprise announcement confirmed what some had suspected, that Notre Dame AD Jack Sawbrick had signed a deal with the University of Cincinnati. Under the new terms Notre Dame will pay Kelly's salary for the remaining years while he serves as head coach for the Bearcats...
 
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South Bend, Indiana: With his 6 - 6 Notre Dame team preparing for their trip to the Hula Bowl, Coach Brian Kelly had a huge surprise for the players. When the team entered the locker room, they were greeted with a huge banner with black and red lettering, "SO LONG SUCKERS, I'M OFF TO COACH OHIO'S BCS TEAM." The surprise announcement confirmed what some had suspected, that Notre Dame AD Jack Sawbrick had signed a deal with the University of Cincinnati. Under the new terms Notre Dame will pay Kelly's salary for the remaining years while he serves as head coach for the Bearcats...
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Has a familiar ring to it...
 
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What a track record -

Ty Winningham - fired after 3 years of a 6 year contract
Charlie Weiss - fired half way through a 10 year contract and paid over $20 million for NOT coaching Notre Dame
Brian Kelly - given a six year contract extension on the cusp of going 2-5 to start this season

Do kids go to Notre Dame for their business program?

And let's not forget -
Gerry Faust - hired on a five year contract from a HS HC position with zero college experience
George O'Leary - resigned five days after getting the job for lying on his resume

It's funny - because Weiss is fat.
 
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What a track record -

Ty Winningham - fired after 3 years of a 6 year contract
Charlie Weiss - fired half way through a 10 year contract and paid over $20 million for NOT coaching Notre Dame
Brian Kelly - given a six year contract extension on the cusp of going 2-5 to start this season

Do kids go to Notre Dame for their business program?

And let's not forget -
Gerry Faust - hired on a five year contract from a HS HC position with zero college experience
George O'Leary - resigned five days after getting the job for lying on his resume

It's funny - because Weiss is fat.
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How can you make a list about bad ND coaching hires and leave Bob Davie off of it?

He's an OG bad coaching hire, homie
 
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Just thinkin', I'll give ND the nod to having a strong undergrad program - so why not form a super conference? ND, Stanford, Rice, Vandy, Northwestern, Puke, Cal Berkeley, and the three academies. ND could start the Irish Network - not that they don't already have one - the SEC and the Big 10 would be free of those games played in stadiums that only hold 40K and think of the snooty TV ads the new conference could run.
 
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