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Buckeye Secret Sauce?!?

I don't know if it's the reason, but i met this guy. Weird name, beedlebud or something. Weird guy too, very red skin and I think he was one of those goths that are into body modifications cause he had some wicked horns. Anyway he said he wanted to buy my "so el". I told him I didn't know what that was but im pretty sure I don't have one. He said I did and he'd give me one wish for it. I didn't really believe him, so I just wished that tsun would forever think they were getting what they wanted only for it to turn out to make them more miserable. I like think of others when I make wishes, I'm not selfish. So that beedlebud said he now owned my "so el" and that everything tsun thinks will bring them joy will forever bring them pain. I dunno if I believe him though. Goths are odd.
 
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I don't know if it's the reason, but i met this guy. Weird name, beedlebud or something. Weird guy too, very red skin and I think he was one of those goths that are into body modifications cause he had some wicked horns. Anyway he said he wanted to buy my "so el". I told him I didn't know what that was but im pretty sure I don't have one. He said I did and he'd give me one wish for it. I didn't really believe him, so I just wished that tsun would forever think they were getting what they wanted only for it to turn out to make them more miserable. I like think of others when I make wishes, I'm not selfish. So that beedlebud said he now owned my "so el" and that everything tsun thinks will bring them joy will forever bring them pain. I dunno if I believe him though. Goths are odd.

Is your real name Petey Wheatstraw?

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Okay guys...I didn't know where to post this with all that I'm reading, so here goes...

I wanna know - what freaking secret sauce y'all usin? Can I get the recipe?

What do I mean? Look at the last couple weeks for you all. How?!?

B1G Changes rules (honestly, don't know why Hoosiers thought it would be any different) to get you all another conference championship.
Dabo's team plungered.
Titty Bar Tom Fired.
Simplllllle Jim gets a long term contract extension after repeated plungerings.

How in the hell can I be down with the secret sauce?!? Y'all gonna bottle it and sell that ish?

Damn, ya'll - 2021 only 3 days in and y'all having a Merry 2021 Christmas already....
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Okay guys...I didn't know where to post this with all that I'm reading, so here goes...

I wanna know - what freaking secret sauce y'all usin? Can I get the recipe?

What do I mean? Look at the last couple weeks for you all. How?!?

B1G Changes rules (honestly, don't know why Hoosiers thought it would be any different) to get you all another conference championship.
Dabo's team plungered.
Titty Bar Tom Fired.
Simplllllle Jim gets a long term contract extension after repeated plungerings.

How in the hell can I be down with the secret sauce?!? Y'all gonna bottle it and sell that ish?

Damn, ya'll - 2021 only 3 days in and y'all having a Merry 2021 Christmas already....

Nice try, Plankton

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