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sears3820;1558789; said:
That's retahded. I bet you got the wicked shits near Pesky's Pole.
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BigWoof31
"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
Making my first ever trip to Boston next weekend and I've created a list of things I want to accomplish to show my true feelings and appreciation for one of America's great cities.
1. Take a dump in Faneuil Hall and not flush
2. Ride the subway to Cambridge and once there, ask everyone within ear shoot "How do you like them apples"
3. Knock on the door of Henry Louis Gates and demand to have a beer with him. (Hopefully I'm drunk when this happens).
4. Compliment Teresa Heinz Kerry on all that she's accomplished. While doing so, making sure that I'm speaking in broken and offensive spanglish.
5. Approach every grown man I meet under 5'4 and say: "MR. FLUTIE, MR. FLUTIE - CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!"
6. Run up a $200.00 tab at Cheers and then sneak out. The tab will be under the name "Belichick"
Other suggestions are welcome! I'll be there for three days starting next Thursday.
1. Take a dump in Faneuil Hall and not flush
2. Ride the subway to Cambridge and once there, ask everyone within ear shoot "How do you like them apples"
3. Knock on the door of Henry Louis Gates and demand to have a beer with him. (Hopefully I'm drunk when this happens).
4. Compliment Teresa Heinz Kerry on all that she's accomplished. While doing so, making sure that I'm speaking in broken and offensive spanglish.
5. Approach every grown man I meet under 5'4 and say: "MR. FLUTIE, MR. FLUTIE - CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!"
6. Run up a $200.00 tab at Cheers and then sneak out. The tab will be under the name "Belichick"
Other suggestions are welcome! I'll be there for three days starting next Thursday.
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Crump's brother
Moxahala Park Carnie/ Rehoboth Strangler
BigWoof31;1927243; said:
#5 is really funny. Careful though, Flutie is a god to these people.
#8-ask anyone wearing a Sox hat who Jack Clark is. Or Mike Greenwell. "Red Sox Nation" started sometime around 2000.
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
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buxfan4life
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear... shades.
Make sure you over-emphasize any "R" sounds at the end of words while asking the locals for help.
Such as "Excuse me, ma'am, can you point me to the nearest BARRRR?"
Such as "Excuse me, ma'am, can you point me to the nearest BARRRR?"
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Crump's brother
Moxahala Park Carnie/ Rehoboth Strangler
BigWoof31;1927381; said:
Gotcha. Kinda like the fact New England didn't realize it had a professional football team before 2002?
Don't forget Pah-cellls.
For the record, I realize that all fan bases have their morons. I just happen to live amongst the New England ones.
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OSUsushichic
Fired up! Ready to go!
Crump's brother;1927346; said:
Except for my friend Mark, who was shoved out of the way by Flutie on the Green Monster so that he could catch a ball during batting practice.
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Crump's brother
Moxahala Park Carnie/ Rehoboth Strangler
OSUsushichic;1927435; said:Except for my friend Mark, who was shoved out of the way by Flutie on the Green Monster so that he could catch a ball during batting practice.
He's the only one I know of, then. I'm actually surprised that they didn't allow Dougie to take BP whenever he wants.
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