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Choose your surgeon carefully.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by BuckNutty, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

  2. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    It's a good thing they found the scissors before the old bag tried to shit them out....:sick1:
     
  3. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    Not that it happens a lot... but I'm sure this has happened before... sugens have Tee Times just like the rest of us... :tongue2:
     
  4. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    i hope tibor has a good alibi for this one.........
     
  5. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    ``It was like a nightmare seeing those scissors up on the screen,'' Skinner told Sky News television Tuesday. ``It was very, very traumatic and extremely painful.''

    Yeah, I'm sure that's a lie. How about:

    "I was really happy when I saw those scissors. It meant that the doctorbs would be able to cure me and that I would be able to sue their asses for a whole lot of money to feed my lazy, fat ass"
     
  6. HineyBuck

    HineyBuck Old newb

    Didn't the surgeons leave a sponge inside Woody Hayes during one of his surgeries?
     
  7. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Doctors have lots of money they can afford it.
     
  8. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Tibor:

    "I was really happy when I saw those scissors. It meant that the doctorbs would be able to cure me and that I would be able to sue their asses for a whole lot of money to feed my lazy, fat ass"


    Uh huh. I guess you don't think there's anything wrong with leaving a pair of scissors in the abdomen of a patient. In fact, I'll bet you would try and CHARGE the patient for the scissors she "took" from the operating room. Of course you'd never say some "fat, lazy ass doctor" could have screwed up.
     
  9. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    :lol: I'm with 3yards on this one. I am fully aware of the fact there are way too many ridiculous malpractice suits and people are looking to getr rich at other people's expense all the time(see the woman suing Coors) but this is a different situation entirely. I am reasonably sure this woman wasn't hoping the surgeon left a pair of scissors inside her. A Rolex maybe, but not a pair of scissors.
     
  10. ekeen

    ekeen Banned

    "I was really happy when I saw those scissors. It meant that the doctorbs would be able to cure me and that I would be able to sue their asses for a whole lot of money to feed my lazy, fat ass"


    Hey, isn't that how John Edwards made his millions? Careful there Tibor, you are starting to sound like a republican. After all, a liberal is an uneducated republican right? HaHa.
     
  11. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    hey, I"m not a liberal drone. I have several viewpoints that are more "republican". Just like all the right wingers on this site who act all liberal when talking about the greatly-troubled "We need to give him as many chances as possible since his life has been soooo hard" Maurice Clarett.
     
  12. ekeen

    ekeen Banned

    I was never in the "Maurice needs a big hug" club either. The kid is a self-centered punk. And......he won't be drafted this year. Way to listen to Jim Brown dumbass.
     

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