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Coaching Staff From Hell

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Just how the fuck had nobody yet suggested Bonaduce and whoever the fuck that recruiting coordinator was ...
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of all the shitbirds we have listed, if we are being honest with ourselves....would any of them fuck up a victory formation decision? Twice?

You just can't knock Cristobal off the mountain at this point in time. Maybe never. I don't know how anyone tops him.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Just how the fuck had nobody yet suggested Bonaduce and whoever the fuck that recruiting coordinator was ...
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If I had gone deeper than just the 3 bigs, those would definitely have been my choices. That motherless fuck recruiting coordinator's name was Matt Dudek. He was absolutely horrible at his job and spent all his time publicly badmouthing Ohio State, making cheating accusations and throwing academic smack despite the fact that he actually went to Pitt which is pretty damned peer to Ohio State.

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Hell, two years ago, Simple Jim would absolutely have been my HC pick. We need to derail that mouth-breathing, baseball-searching fuck this year.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
of all the shitbirds we have listed, if we are being honest with ourselves....would any of them fuck up a victory formation decision? Twice?

You just can't knock Cristobal off the mountain at this point in time. Maybe never. I don't know how anyone tops him.
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You'd have to go into the reserves to top Mario and send up the Bat Cheeseburger signal for this guy.
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Bucklion said:
I think ORD has the best incompetent list, I can't touch that (though Gattis has to be up there too), so I will add a different type of list, call it the PR hell list or something:

HC: Art Briles
OC: Bobby Petrino
DC: Alex Grinch (because let's face it, the guy deserves to be on every list)
ST and DC (dildo coordinator): Zach Smith
Scouting and quality assessment of opponents: Lou Holtzththththth
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I would like to know if Zach Smith actually has the job or if interviews are still being conducted.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
of all the shitbirds we have listed, if we are being honest with ourselves....would any of them fuck up a victory formation decision? Twice?

You just can't knock Cristobal off the mountain at this point in time. Maybe never. I don't know how anyone tops him.
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Yes, but we have been tasked with putting together an entirely incompetent staff. Surely putting Bonaduce with the RBs or something is in order
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
If I had gone deeper than just the 3 bigs, those would definitely have been my choices. That motherless fuck recruiting coordinator's name was Matt Dudek. He was absolutely horrible at his job and spent all his time publicly badmouthing Ohio State, making cheating accusations and throwing academic smack despite the fact that he actually went to Pitt which is pretty damned peer to Ohio State.

Dudek_Matt_WEB_20210505_FB_Headshots_AP_0004.jpg


Hell, two years ago, Simple Jim would absolutely have been my HC pick. We need to derail that mouth-breathing, baseball-searching fuck this year.
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Ah, yes

"Matty"
 
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