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Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

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DubCoffman62 said:
I had a friend whom I'd known since we were small that started drinking heavy. One day he felt bad, went to the ER, his liver was shot, his other organs started to fail and he was dead in two days. When death comes it can be very swift and without warning.
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Depending on one's life situation, that could be a blessing or a curse. The last thing I want is a lingering death. My worst nightmare is incapacitation, ending up in some nursing home just laying around - at the mercy of underpaid employees who don't give a shit about me - and hoping to die. I'd rather die in my sleep tonight than go through anything like that. I say that with no hesitation, whatsoever.
 
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Jake said:
Depending on one's life situation, that could be a blessing or a curse. The last thing I want is a lingering death. My worst nightmare is incapacitation, ending up in some nursing home just laying around - at the mercy of underpaid employees who don't give a shit about me - and hoping to die. I'd rather die in my sleep tonight than go through anything like that. I say that with no hesitation, whatsoever.
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Yeah if you don't have a wife nor kids nor family nor friends the last thing you'd want is to be incapacitated and at the mercy of some ghetto nurse with a neck tattoo.
 
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JFC this motherfucker got morbid in a hurry! Can we just get this bitch back on pictures of the inside of assholes now? (both figurative and literal.).

edit, BTW when going in before you go drinking that stuff, make sure you have the extra soft with lotion TP. You can thank me later.
 
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gregorylee said:
JFC this motherfucker got morbid in a hurry! Can we just get this bitch back on pictures of the inside of assholes now? (both figurative and literal.).

edit, BTW when going in before you go drinking that stuff, make sure you have the extra soft with lotion TP. You can thank me later.
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I didn't need anything, no irritation whatsoever. The packet said to lube your butthole and use wet wipes but it wasn't necessary. Sitting in the waiting room at the moment
 
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Ironically this used to be something you did in your older years... but there's a possibility something is going on in the last 30 years with child vaxes that is thought to contribute to recent colon cancers... so younger folks will be tested
 
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gregorylee said:
JFC this motherfucker got morbid in a hurry! Can we just get this bitch back on pictures of the inside of assholes now? (both figurative and literal.).

edit, BTW when going in before you go drinking that stuff, make sure you have the extra soft with lotion TP. You can thank me later.
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Or just add soft soap to your normal TP. Which is often helpful.
 
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Jake said:
I'm kinda fucking around when I say this stuff. If I had a wife and kids I'm sure my perspective would be different.

I watched my aunt go through mastectomies, chemo, and radiation three times - cancer killed her at 54.

My mom went through surgery, and two bouts of chemo and radiation - I drove her to all of her appointments. It got her at 64.

I'm 59. My best friends are dead - guess what killed them? (Don't because you guys are assholes :lol:) The fact is if I'm diagnosed with terminal cancer I know exactly where I'm going - Vermont. No one is going to drive me to chemo, pull over when I need to puke on the way home, give me my meds in the middle of the night (like I did with my mom) and I'd rather go out on my own terms.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming of the fun of having to get colonoscopies, because we're a bunch of old farts.
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Where you at big guy? It's been a while
 
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Going in for the yearly tomorrow. With our move I’m going to a new doctor. The whole forms and check in process is just annoying as fuck. When I registered with this new group I linked my MyChart from the old group to the new one. Yet I still have to answer the same old questions about history, meds, last colonoscopy, yada yada yada.

The medical industry is infuriating as hell.
 
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buckeyebri said:
Going in for the yearly tomorrow. With our move I’m going to a new doctor. The whole forms and check in process is just annoying as fuck. When I registered with this new group I linked my MyChart from the old group to the new one. Yet I still have to answer the same old questions about history, meds, last colonoscopy, yada yada yada.

The medical industry is infuriating as hell.
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My doc told me that I was good for 10 years.
 
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DubCoffman62 said:
Yeah if you don't have a wife nor kids nor family nor friends the last thing you'd want is to be incapacitated and at the mercy of some ghetto nurse with a neck tattoo.
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I'm that ghetto nurse (minus the neck tattoo). I work at a rehab hospital and the patients we get need to have comorbidities to get admitted as in patient. I've seen almost everything. If you want to be comfortable, bring your own stuff from home. Clothes, tp, snacks, bedding, laptop.
 
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TDunk said:
I'm that ghetto nurse (minus the neck tattoo). I work at a rehab hospital and the patients we get need to have comorbidities to get admitted as in patient. I've seen almost everything. If you want to be comfortable, bring your own stuff from home. Clothes, tp, snacks, bedding, laptop.
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I accompanied a friend into a nursing home to see an elderly relative. Half of the orderlies looked like they were on work release. I think if I ever get to the point that I need one of those facilities I'd rather get in my car parked in my garage and turn the ignition and sit there until I fall into my final sleep.
 
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