Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

[leroyjenkins]

These pics were taken from the 24th Annual Chili Cookoff in Pompano, FL this saturday. Looks like JS though it was the chili EAToff.......

 

[souL]

At least she's gotten her wish for people to stop talking about her enormous taters.

Now we're just talking about her enormous... everything.

 

[Bucklion]

I consider "dumb as a box of hammers" a personality flaw.

Good point

 

[Bleed S & G]

My god, she is going to end up weighing 900 pounds. Bet she has fat ankles.

Note to all men:

• Ankles are the window to forcast the weight of a woman. Always look at the ankles when selecting a future mate.

Thanks for the tip. I've been looking at the mom.. I will re-focus on the ankles.. or cankles.. whatever they may be.

 

[Bucklion]

Hopefully shit like this will move our young ladies further away from the "look-like-a-model-or-else-and-forget-everything-else" way of thinking, because it is a perfect exhibit A of what happens when you put all your eggs in the looks basket, and then, well, eat the basket...

 

[daveeb]

Hulk Smash.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLWhSFBShr8]YouTube - Alan Jackson - She's Gone Country[/ame]

 

[wadc45]

Ashlee Takes on a Weighty Subject: Jessica Simpson - Yahoo! Movies

 

[DaytonBuck]

I'm not sure anyone could have made those jeans look good

 

[mercer_buckeye]

I'm not sure anyone could have made those jeans look good

Umm ya ever hear of chick by the name of Kathy Bates? Yeah you can apologize now.

 

[NFBuck]

Ashlee Takes on a Weighty Subject: Jessica Simpson - Yahoo! Movies

Shut up hook nose.

 

[Highstreet]

I did not expect to come out of BP retirement to post on this thread of all the threads to post on, but this one hurt my soul (BTW, all you A-Holes will feel bad when it is announced she is preggers)....

 

[OGWheels]

Personally, I'd prefer to remember her like this.

 

[reagdog]

I'd still hit it and so would every guy that posts on this website! Put her on Jenny Craig for 45 days and she'll be back to that nice piece of ass we're used to seeing.

 

[Taosman]

Call me a maverick, but. She's actually gotten hotter as she's "matured"! Didn't like her at first, but she's pretty hot, now! :tongue2:
A size 2? Most would give there left nut for a girlfriend that size!