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Coworker's dream

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holybuckeye33

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Any of you guys good at interpreting dreams or have wives/girlfriends into this stuff? Here's the situation.

One of the secretaries at my office came in today and said she had the following dream. My wife and I invited her and her fiance ove for dinner at our house (they've never been to our house before and we've only went out together one time) After dinner we are all sitting around talking and my wife hands her fiance an envelope. When she spots the transaction, she questions the situation and her fiance reveals that he's been having an affair with one of my wife's friends and my wife has been helping them communicate. My coworker storms off into the other room and I go after her. While I am consoling her and telling her everything is going to be alright, her fiance and my wife come in and she asks him how he could do such a thing. He points at the two of us (me and her) and states something to the effect that he knows that the two of us have been having an affair (we're not) and that she drove him to it because he knew she was screwing around with me. So she says she's leaving my house, but not with him. Asks me to drive her and he says I'm not taking her anyway, so I get our cleaning lady (who in the dream was another secretary at our office) to take her home. In the meantime, my son comes down holding a baby and tells her that he can't get my coworker's baby to quit crying (she doesn't have a baby). So she grabs the baby and leaves with my cleaning lady.

Any suggestions as to what that might mean? I think she wants me.:biggrin:
 
BB73 said:
Ask your wife this question. That should get interesting.
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She told me if I wasn't such a pain in the ass, that she'd be pissed, but all I'd have to do is spend the weekend with her and I'd be back home by Saturday night or Sunday morning. Meaning no one but her has the patience to put up with me for more than 48 hours. :lol: :lol:
 
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Sounds to me like she had spicy food before bedtime.

What you should do is invite them over for dinner for real, and discuss the dream after dinner. At that point, have the other secretary dressed as a French maid serve coffee. Then follow CCI's advice and post pics in the RR.

:p
 
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holybuckeye33 said:
Any of you guys good at interpreting dreams or have wives/girlfriends into this stuff? Here's the situation.

One of the secretaries at my office came in today and said she had the following dream. My wife and I invited her and her fiance ove for dinner at our house (they've never been to our house before and we've only went out together one time) After dinner we are all sitting around talking and my wife hands her fiance an envelope. When she spots the transaction, she questions the situation and her fiance reveals that he's been having an affair with one of my wife's friends and my wife has been helping them communicate. My coworker storms off into the other room and I go after her. While I am consoling her and telling her everything is going to be alright, her fiance and my wife come in and she asks him how he could do such a thing. He points at the two of us (me and her) and states something to the effect that he knows that the two of us have been having an affair (we're not) and that she drove him to it because he knew she was screwing around with me. So she says she's leaving my house, but not with him. Asks me to drive her and he says I'm not taking her anyway, so I get our cleaning lady (who in the dream was another secretary at our office) to take her home. In the meantime, my son comes down holding a baby and tells her that he can't get my coworker's baby to quit crying (she doesn't have a baby). So she grabs the baby and leaves with my cleaning lady.

Any suggestions as to what that might mean? I think she wants me.:biggrin:
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This dream is very telling...I've made it my life's work to analyze dreams. This one's on the house.
The secretary wants you to invite them (her and her fiance) over for dinner. She wants their relationship to be accepted as a de-facto marriage. It bothers her that they aren't married yet.
She's worried that he is having an affair, but not really. It's just something she thinks about sometimes but she doesn't really believe it. Interestingly, she thinks this is with you, not with your wife or one of her friends. She suspects that you are a little light in the loafers. That's why you came into the room and consoled her, which would generally be the territory of her closest available female friend, or any female, really. This is also the reason she thinks you are having an affair, your wife is only involved in this dream because she is a victim- like the secretary.
The cleaning lady and your son is where this gets interesting....The secretary thinks that her fiance wants your cleaning lady (the other secretary) to impregnate her with the spawn of the devil using a mop handle and turkey baster :evil: Your son is the beacon of light that will prevent her child from becoming the 'son of the beast'.

Or maybe she just wants you. :groove:
 
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FindlayBucks said:
This dream is very telling...I've made it my life's work to analyze dreams. This one's on the house.
The secretary wants you to invite them (her and her fiance) over for dinner. She wants their relationship to be accepted as a de-facto marriage. It bothers her that they aren't married yet.
She's worried that he is having an affair, but not really. It's just something she thinks about sometimes but she doesn't really believe it. Interestingly, she thinks this is with you, not with your wife or one of her friends. She suspects that you are a little light in the loafers. That's why you came into the room and consoled her, which would generally be the territory of her closest available female friend, or any female, really. This is also the reason she thinks you are having an affair, your wife is only involved in this dream because she is a victim- like the secretary.
The cleaning lady and your son is where this gets interesting....The secretary thinks that her fiance wants your cleaning lady (the other secretary) to impregnate her with the spawn of the devil using a mop handle and turkey baster :evil: Your son is the beacon of light that will prevent her child from becoming the 'son of the beast'.

Or maybe she just wants you. :groove:
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That's some really deep shit
 
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