Create your own Real Men of Genius

[Romanowski]

I tried doing a search, and I found one thread that had this idea, but I thought it might be fun to make up your own Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius commercials/mockeries/rants...

I did this one a few years ago...

Bud Light presents?Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Replica Football Jersey Wearer
(Mr. Replica Football Jersey Weeeeeareeeeeer)

You?re sit proudly at every game in your jersey bragging how it should be you on the field which is odd, because you?ve never played a down in your life.
(Riiiiiiding the Pine)

At halftime it?s game time; a juke to the john, a spin to the concession stand, for you and your #80 fake, first in line is crossing the goal line.
(I?m #1)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Joke of the Jersey, because you are what you?re wearing?not the real deal.
(Mr. Replica Football Jersey Wearer)

Anheuser-Busch, Columbus, Ohio

 

[martinss01]

been there done that. sent the following to bud light. they informed me that while they did enjoy it, they are not able to accept suggestions from non bud light employees.

today we salute you mr. ohio taxpayer information backup manager
(mr ohio taxpayer information backup manager)
some people secure their customers sensitive data in a safety deposite box, in vault, in a bank.
you secure my personal information in a 22 yr old interns dorm room
(is it under his dirty laundry?)
you have no idea what the kids name is, where he lives, or even if he showed up for work today
(to busy playing golf)
but do you worry if a tape with half the states citizens personal data comes up missing? no sir,
you fire the intern and call it a good days work
(hit the road jack)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr not my data, because so long as you have an itern to take the fall everythings going to be a-ok
(mr ohio taxpayer information backup manager)

 

[Bucklion]

Bud Light presents...real men of genius
(Reallll Men of Geeeniussss)

Today we salute you, Mr. Buckeye Planet board troll
(Mr. Buckeye Pllannneeeettttt board trollllll)

You show up, register with your actual e-mail, the procede to lay the smack down like only a pitifully desperate pseudo-tough guy who's never even gotten to 2nd base can
(IIII...can't even get 1-900 girls to like meeeee)

Then you watch in horror as the board residents dig up all your personal information...
(Pleeaaasseee don't hurt me sheeeeeetuck)

...and begin dissecting your life like a pickled grasshopper in a 7th grade biology lab
(Heeeeere...comes the McNeiling now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Buckeye Planet board troll...you're #1 on google and your next issue of Out magazine is right around the corner

(Mr. Buckeye Planet Boooaaard trollll)

 

[Jake]

Bud Light presents...real men of genius
(Reallll Men of Geeeniussss)

Today we salute you, Mr. Buckeye Planet board troll
(Mr. Buckeye Pllannneeeettttt board trollllll)

You show up, register with your actual e-mail, the procede to lay the smack down like only a pitifully desperate pseudo-tough guy who's never even gotten to 2nd base can
(IIII...can't even get 1-900 girls to like meeeee)

Then you watch in horror as the board residents dig up all your personal information...
(Pleeaaasseee don't hurt me sheeeeeetuck)

...and begin dissecting your life like a pickled grasshopper in a 7th grade biology lab
(Heeeeere...comes the McNeiling now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Buckeye Planet board troll...you're #1 on google and your next issue of Out magazine is right around the corner

(Mr. Buckeye Planet Boooaaard trollll)