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FKAGobucks877

FKAGobucks877

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Just wanted to remind Scooter, and tell everyone else who may not have known, that I destroyed Scooter at darts. Mr. Bigtime Dart Throwing Champion of the World went down in flames to a tall fat guy that never threw a dart before in his life.

Damn. How do you sleep at night, Scooter? :lol:

It should also be known that the formerly-royal Peaches also went down like a one-legged whore in a suction contest (only "went down" as in losing, not as in...well, you know). That is all.
 
FKAGobucks877 said:
Just wanted to remind Scooter, and tell everyone else who may not have known, that I destroyed Scooter at darts. Mr. Bigtime Dart Throwing Champion of the World went down in flames to a tall fat guy that never threw a dart before in his life.

Damn. How do you sleep at night, Scooter? :lol:

It should also be known that the formerly-royal Peaches also went down like a one-legged whore in a suction contest (only "went down" as in losing, not as in...well, you know). That is all.
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Oh, what a bunch of bullshit!

We haven't played yet, darling... as you'll recall, the pub got a bit busy, and I actually had to do work... as you, yourself, said...

FKAGobucks877 said:
I would like the record to reflect, officially, the following:

FKA beat Scooter's ass at darts (although it was blind luck)
FKA, once again, drank SIMV under the table
FKA beat Peaches' ass at darts (although she actually only threw about 7 darts, so I don't think that counts)
FKA brought friends that ran out on their bartab :lol:
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You're damn right that doesn't count. I've also noticed you've been too afraid to come back for a real game...
 
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No, I'm more afraid that if I come back I'll get caught looking at your...er...assets, again. :wink2:

But, technically, I did beat you. It just didn't count. :biggrin: Scooter, on the other hand, has no excuse. They were even his darts!
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
No, I'm more afraid that if I come back I'll get caught looking at your...er...assets, again. :wink2:

But, technically, I did beat you. It just didn't count. :biggrin: Scooter, on the other hand, has no excuse. They were even his darts!
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Yeah... afraid... that's what I thought...

Pansy.

Here's a flag for you.

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FKAGobucks877 said:
It should probably be noted that the only reason Peaches "lost" was because we are also the same person, and she drew the short straw, so she had to throw left-handed, while I threw right-handed. And we're right-handed.
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And for the record, I bet I could beat you left-handed anyway...

You know... were I actually throwing darts, instead of Ryn throwing stones and all...
 
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