DE Chase Young (Nagurski, Hendricks, Bednarik, Silver Football, NFL DROY, New Orleans Saints)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Sits out the next game or two, gets cleared and then comes back as one hard, pipe-hitting motherfucker who goes to work on the pedsters and sMug with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. That's my scenario, and I'm sticking with it.

 

[AKAK]

Unless that "family friend" was an Ohio State booster or an agent, this seems like it should be able to be resolved fairly quickly.

Let's try to stay somewhat subdued until we hear further definitive info.

Personally, I'm getting pretty mellow now.

I don't think we can take that chance. Better if we find the family friend and suicide him.



(This is a joke lurkers)

 

[Best Buckeye]

It's $77. Are we really getting that sloppy.

If one of you fuckers gave Chase a free subscription, I swear to God l will block your account from every poster except @JCOSU86

If you are sloppy now it's your own fault. But on the other hand I always charge $79,95. I use the excess for Rally's spicy chicken sammiches. I think it was JCO who gave him the free subscription.

 

[BB73]

1 game, Move on. 5 sacks vs. Rutgers to make up for the lost stats..... back on schedule to win the Heisman.

The suspension will almost certainly end the Heisman chances.

I still hope he gets the Bednarik, Nagurski, Hendricks, and Rotary Lombardi awards.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

Is this family friend LaBron James? Adam Katz?

If not, who gives a fuck? A loan? Discover Card tries to hawk their shit on campus all the time. What's the difference?! Plus, he paid it back. I think I still have a balance from 10 years ago!


I saw a couple of Pedsters and TTUN fans mention they've been reading "as many Buckeye message boards as possible"

So...guys, let's show the mutants how it's done and keep it classy.

 

[JCOSU86]

Wow, now THAT was unexpected. If the details that Young himself gave in this tweet are true, then 2 games should be more than sufficient. And in that case I will never be more happy to be wrong.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

A loan. A fucking loan from a family friend, that is paid back in full, is illegal in the eyes of the NCAA. Fuck. Them.

 

[BB73]

I don't think we can take that chance. Better if we find the family friend and suicide him.



(This is a joke lurkers)

If we take out @BKB that should take care of it, since that fucker is everybody.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I don't think we can take that chance. Better if we find the family friend and suicide him.



(This is a joke lurkers)

Couldn’t we suicide the ncaa instead?

 

[gmen6981]

How the pumpkin is that even a violation? There's no way that can be considered an "extra benefit."

 

[BB73]

Wow, now THAT was unexpected. If the details that Young himself gave in this tweet are true, then 2 games should be more than sufficient. And in that case I will never be more happy to be wrong.

But you were pretty sure he wouldn't play again! You should suspend yourself from posting until your next birthday.





That's tomorrow, folks.

 

[starBUCKS]

A loan. A fucking loan from a family friend, that is paid back in full, is illegal in the eyes of the NCAA. Fuck. Them.

F Yeah, enough is enough! (although the "family friend" that he met right before entering OSU, sounds like a timely "friendship") But F the NCAA!

 

[Smudger]

 

[Systems_id]

Sits out the next game or two, gets cleared and then comes back as one hard, pipe-hitting motherfucker who goes to work on the pedsters and sMug with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. That's my scenario, and I'm sticking with it.

Man you trying to get him in even more trouble?!

 

[Jagdaddy]

It's Ohio State. It will be turned into a huge national scandal that's all somehow Urban's fault. McMurphy will surely crawl out of his hole, and Herbstreit will fawningly ask Dabo what he thinks about it all. But for those who said don't self-report, that didn't work out very well with respect to the otherwise ludicrously minor bullshit that cost a HOF coach his reputation and job. Sucks for Chase, but I want to see what the D looks like without him against an opponent that OSU should roll anyway. Plus, he won't get injured if he's not playing. This needs to not go on for more than two weeks, however.