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Dear Tech Support

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LoKyBuckeye

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
happens the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
I employ an auxillary plug to ensure that I am providing maximum port connection and satisfactory customer service. If I could just remember to take the batteries out when going through airport security...
 
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KentStateBuck said:
Once I upgraded to wife 1.0 I noticed that my hard drive no longer had easy access to the audio port.
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That is a common complaint I hear from my married friends, so I have avoided that upgrade.

However, I have not been able to find a version of Girlfriend that is stable, which leaves me without any audio port access between installs. ExGirlfriend 9.0 is more trouble than it is worth for temporary port tapping, and I long ago gave up messing with OneNightStand 5.0 due to inconsistent performance and fear of viruses.

All programs seem to have their issues, I guess.
 
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In the early years of my technology interest, I found that my tower was strong and the hard drive could sustain long hours correcting any floppy dics that were out of program but now since the hard drive has gone into a soft and slow mode, i find that it is time to download a new and different set of tools, to help recover any RAM that I still have left.
 
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I found that running Cruise Vacation 3.0 can help with Wife 1.0. It has uprgrades for Wife 1.0's user friendliness, leading to increased port availabilty.

It should be noted that Cruise Vacation 3.0 should be used in conjunction with Grandparents 2.0. Once Grandparents 2.0 is installed it will automatically take over operations for Kids 2.5.
 
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> "this article is complete bogus. theres no way a person who enjoys these 2 things even knows what a computer is......let alone tech support. :lol:"
Be nice, DiHard does and he is a pretty intelligent guy. (in most cases:wink2: )
 
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