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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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maximumblitz said:
The Penn Stater hotel, which is run by the college, has life size Paterno pictures up in their bar.
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On a dark P A highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of pig skin, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There he stood in the doorway
I heard the campus bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven, but they've made it Hell'
Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Joe Paterno
Any time of year (any time of year) you won't see anything here

His mind victory-twisted, he got the Defensive Coach
who's got a lot of pretty, little boys, that he keeps close
How they dance in the showers, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the AD
Please investigate '
He said, 'we haven't had the truth in here since win four oh eight'
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Joe Paterno
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

Lies from the AD's office,
Lies from all Joe's little mice.
And he said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the judge's chambers
They gathered for the trial
They stab it with their best evidents
But they just can't say he's vile

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax, said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno...
 
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cincibuck said:
On a dark P A highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of pig skin, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There he stood in the doorway
I heard the campus bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven, but they've made it Hell'
Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Joe Paterno
Any time of year (any time of year) you won't see anything here

His mind victory-twisted, he got the Defensive Coach
who's got a lot of pretty, little boys, that he keeps close
How they dance in the showers, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the AD
Please investigate '
He said, 'we haven't had the truth in here since win four oh eight'
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Joe Paterno
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

Lies from the AD's office,
Lies from all Joe's little mice.
And he said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the judge's chambers
They gathered for the trial
They stab it with their best evidents
But they just can't say he's vile

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax, said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!

Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno...
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Very nice
 
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Ex-Wisconsin LB DeAndre Levy calls accidental hit on Joe Paterno ‘proudest moment in college’

Former Wisconsin linebacker DeAndre Levy was part of one infamous play in his college career.

As a sophomore in 2006, he made 50 tackles, but none were as noteworthy as one he had against Penn State. While driving a receiver out of bounds, Levy nailed then-Penn State coach Joe Paterno in the knee with his helmet. The accidental hit broke Paterno’s leg.

Ten years later, Paterno’s legacy has vastly changed in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal, and Levy is taking pride in the hit.

In a story in Men’s Journal, Levy recalled the hit and said it’s now his “proudest moment in college.” He also called Paterno a “dirtbag.” Here is the full excerpt from the interview:

Born and raised in Milwaukee, where his mother is an assistant at a medical office and his father works on the line in a steel factory, Levy was a star linebacker at Wisconsin. He was most famous for a 2006 play against Penn State, a sideline tackle that accidentally drove him into coach Joe Paterno, breaking JoePa’s left leg. Ten years later, Levy now calls that incident “my proudest moment in college,” as history has since revealed Happy Valley’s sad secrets. “That dirtbag, man,” says Levy of Paterno, who was recently implicated as being aware of child sexual abuse committed by his assistant Jerry Sandusky as early as 1976. “We’ve gotta stop prioritizing sports over humanity,” says Levy. “Just because somebody can throw a football or coach football, they’re excluded from their wicked acts.”
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Entire article: https://www.landof10.com/penn-state...hit-on-joe-paterno-proudest-moment-in-college
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Ex-Wisconsin LB DeAndre Levy calls accidental hit on Joe Paterno ‘proudest moment in college’

Former Wisconsin linebacker DeAndre Levy was part of one infamous play in his college career.

As a sophomore in 2006, he made 50 tackles, but none were as noteworthy as one he had against Penn State. While driving a receiver out of bounds, Levy nailed then-Penn State coach Joe Paterno in the knee with his helmet. The accidental hit broke Paterno’s leg.

Ten years later, Paterno’s legacy has vastly changed in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal, and Levy is taking pride in the hit.

In a story in Men’s Journal, Levy recalled the hit and said it’s now his “proudest moment in college.” He also called Paterno a “dirtbag.” Here is the full excerpt from the interview:

Born and raised in Milwaukee, where his mother is an assistant at a medical office and his father works on the line in a steel factory, Levy was a star linebacker at Wisconsin. He was most famous for a 2006 play against Penn State, a sideline tackle that accidentally drove him into coach Joe Paterno, breaking JoePa’s left leg. Ten years later, Levy now calls that incident “my proudest moment in college,” as history has since revealed Happy Valley’s sad secrets. “That dirtbag, man,” says Levy of Paterno, who was recently implicated as being aware of child sexual abuse committed by his assistant Jerry Sandusky as early as 1976. “We’ve gotta stop prioritizing sports over humanity,” says Levy. “Just because somebody can throw a football or coach football, they’re excluded from their wicked acts.”
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Entire article: https://www.landof10.com/penn-state...hit-on-joe-paterno-proudest-moment-in-college
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Damn it! Can't Wisconsin hire Bert back. I need to really hate them again.
 
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