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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

Discussion in 'College Football' started by tibor75, May 13, 2004.

  1. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

    On a dark P A highway, cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of pig skin, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night

    There he stood in the doorway
    I heard the campus bell
    And I was thinking to myself
    'This could be heaven, but they've made it Hell'
    Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor,
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face
    Plenty of room at the Hotel Joe Paterno
    Any time of year (any time of year) you won't see anything here

    His mind victory-twisted, he got the Defensive Coach
    who's got a lot of pretty, little boys, that he keeps close
    How they dance in the showers, sweet summer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

    So I called up the AD
    Please investigate '
    He said, 'we haven't had the truth in here since win four oh eight'
    And still those voices are calling from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say

    Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face
    They livin' it up at the Hotel Joe Paterno
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

    Lies from the AD's office,
    Lies from all Joe's little mice.
    And he said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
    And in the judge's chambers
    They gathered for the trial
    They stab it with their best evidents
    But they just can't say he's vile

    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
    Relax, said the night man
    We are programmed to receive
    You can check out any time you like
    But you can never leave!

    Welcome to the Hotel Joe Paterno...
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2016
    JCOSU86, HINYG8, CFPBuckeye and 14 others like this.
  2. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

  3. maximumblitz

    maximumblitz Buckeye Samurai of Big League Blitzkreig

    Very nice
  4. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Ex-Wisconsin LB DeAndre Levy calls accidental hit on Joe Paterno ‘proudest moment in college’

    Former Wisconsin linebacker DeAndre Levy was part of one infamous play in his college career.

    As a sophomore in 2006, he made 50 tackles, but none were as noteworthy as one he had against Penn State. While driving a receiver out of bounds, Levy nailed then-Penn State coach Joe Paterno in the knee with his helmet. The accidental hit broke Paterno’s leg.

    Ten years later, Paterno’s legacy has vastly changed in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal, and Levy is taking pride in the hit.

    In a story in Men’s Journal, Levy recalled the hit and said it’s now his “proudest moment in college.” He also called Paterno a “dirtbag.” Here is the full excerpt from the interview:

    Born and raised in Milwaukee, where his mother is an assistant at a medical office and his father works on the line in a steel factory, Levy was a star linebacker at Wisconsin. He was most famous for a 2006 play against Penn State, a sideline tackle that accidentally drove him into coach Joe Paterno, breaking JoePa’s left leg. Ten years later, Levy now calls that incident “my proudest moment in college,” as history has since revealed Happy Valley’s sad secrets. “That dirtbag, man,” says Levy of Paterno, who was recently implicated as being aware of child sexual abuse committed by his assistant Jerry Sandusky as early as 1976. “We’ve gotta stop prioritizing sports over humanity,” says Levy. “Just because somebody can throw a football or coach football, they’re excluded from their wicked acts.”

    Entire article:
  5. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

  6. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

  7. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    Get real. Joesus is not a man.
  8. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

  9. JCOSU86

    JCOSU86 Go Bucks! Beat Clem's son Staff Member

    I hope Levy has an unlisted number - he's about to be "cult"-ed.
  10. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

    So too, apparently, is the guy who dared to write the story. ChitTownLion is on the motherfucker like Marcellus Wallace.
  11. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    Damn it! Can't Wisconsin hire Bert back. I need to really hate them again.
  12. jakenick06

    jakenick06 Junior

  13. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

  14. Zurp

    Zurp I have misplaced my pants.

    GI Disease was just photo-shopped.
  15. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    I figure my masterpiece belongs here.

    brodybuck21, NFBuck, gmen6981 and 3 others like this.

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