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Eggs

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BUCKYLE;1169322; said:
And just where is your fucking egg? Next thing ya know, you'll be telling us you're not even a Tom Waits fan. :shake:
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If you see Tom Waits in the road, standing next to a dragon egg, bash him in the head with a cigar box guitar and grab the egg.
 
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buckeyefool;1169377; said:
I am a friend of Tom Waits, and there is nothing funny about bashing people in the head with a cigar box guitar and grabbing their eggs.
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iambrutus;1169382; said:
clearly you haven't seen it done the right way
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Clearly, he has never owned a jester suit, a large plastic spoon, and extra guitar strings or he would know humor when he saw it.
 
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BuckNutty;1169368; said:
If you see Tom Waits in the road, standing next to a dragon egg, bash him in the head with a cigar box guitar and grab the egg.
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I went to high school with a guy who was drivin' down a country road and randomly saw a Mr. Peanut costume and a mattress with a sign that said they were free and to take one.

No dragon eggs tho . . . Maybes thats why I moved to Ohio
 
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AgentCarmenVA;1169475; said:
I went to high school with a guy who was drivin' down a country road and randomly saw a Mr. Peanut costume and a mattress with a sign that said they were free and to take one.
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This is why I have a camera phone. So I can take pictures of things like this and show my friends. The last straw was when I saw a large stuffed swordfish, painted candy apple red, sitting in the upper branches of a freshly trimmed tree with no leaves. No one believed me. :(
 
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My great great uncle Clifford Heffelfinger (#45) stole an egg in 1939. And my cousin Evan Jablonka (#84) is farming dragons right now. Anyway, I read if you're related to somebody who has raised dragons, they will put you on their practice squad. But that doesn't mean you'll dress for the games though. When I go to Ohio State to major in Dragon Farming, this is what I am going to do. I won't stop there, because I will try to dress and make the team.
 
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Bob Saccamano;1169520; said:
My great great uncle Clifford Heffelfinger (#45) stole an egg in 1939. And my cousin Evan Jablonka (#84) is farming dragons right now. Anyway, I read if you're related to somebody who has raised dragons, they will put you on their practice squad. But that doesn't mean you'll dress for the games though. When I go to Ohio State to major in Dragon Farming, this is what I am going to do. I won't stop there, because I will try to dress and make the team.
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:bow:

you sir are a genius!
 
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