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Let me preface this by saying my wife is a grad from Marshall and the brightest person I know is also a graduate from there (of course, he has his grad degree from OSU), so they are not as hillbillyish as we all like to say, but it is Marshall week.
I have a few WV stories I enjoy.
My cousin works in WV, but lives in OH. We were down visiting once and we stopped at a gas station. There were two boys about 12 putting air in their bike tires. They filled the one tire so much it blew up. Did they stop? Hell no, there were three more tires to go. I thought that was the best, but upon coming out of the station after paying I saw a use of a curb I had never seen before. This car comes zipping into the station about 10 miles an hour and just slams up against a tall, straight curb. He had no brakes and used the curb to stop the car. If you have ever driven around Huntington you know it is not the place to have bad brakes.
We were at my cousin's big summer party and one of her co-workers had a little too much to drink. This is a person who likes to say "Cheat?" For those of you who don't speak redneck this means "Did you eat?" Anyways, she is a rather large lady and had been consuming a great deal of alcohol that night. Suddenly, someone realized she was turning blue (picture Willy Wonka and the blueberry girl, but not floating). My cousin is a nurse and started asking her questions about what she had been drinking and eating. She said she had only been drinking her homemade Kahluas. Someone asked what she made them out of and she said Everclear. At that point everyone tried to figure out how many she had and she was carefully watched the whole night. The guesses were she had from 8 to 14. No one knows how much alcohol was in each one, but the proof was like 190. We asked her how much alcohol she put in there and she said lots because you couldn't taste it. She lived and I would say she is fine, but she wasn't right to begin with.
Please share any WV stories you have. I have lots more.
I have a few WV stories I enjoy.
My cousin works in WV, but lives in OH. We were down visiting once and we stopped at a gas station. There were two boys about 12 putting air in their bike tires. They filled the one tire so much it blew up. Did they stop? Hell no, there were three more tires to go. I thought that was the best, but upon coming out of the station after paying I saw a use of a curb I had never seen before. This car comes zipping into the station about 10 miles an hour and just slams up against a tall, straight curb. He had no brakes and used the curb to stop the car. If you have ever driven around Huntington you know it is not the place to have bad brakes.
We were at my cousin's big summer party and one of her co-workers had a little too much to drink. This is a person who likes to say "Cheat?" For those of you who don't speak redneck this means "Did you eat?" Anyways, she is a rather large lady and had been consuming a great deal of alcohol that night. Suddenly, someone realized she was turning blue (picture Willy Wonka and the blueberry girl, but not floating). My cousin is a nurse and started asking her questions about what she had been drinking and eating. She said she had only been drinking her homemade Kahluas. Someone asked what she made them out of and she said Everclear. At that point everyone tried to figure out how many she had and she was carefully watched the whole night. The guesses were she had from 8 to 14. No one knows how much alcohol was in each one, but the proof was like 190. We asked her how much alcohol she put in there and she said lots because you couldn't taste it. She lived and I would say she is fine, but she wasn't right to begin with.
Please share any WV stories you have. I have lots more.