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Ginn Trap! We're screwed!

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by jwinslow, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  2. BrutusBobcat

    BrutusBobcat Icon and Entertainer

    Relax, it's illegal. :wink: That leaves no known technology that can trap a Ginn. :cool:
     
  3. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

    And it's highly immobile. In an open field it has no chance what so ever, it would, however be useful against a lumbering weasel, something on the order of a wolverine... but then the wolverine is known to eat its young so the need for a trap may be more theoretical than actual.
     
  4. Bucktastic

    Bucktastic Troy Smith for HEISMAN

    I dont think even that would stop him. Hed still out run scUM defenders.
     
  5. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    you guys are just idiots. plain and simple. somebody is going to buy that, figure out the technology, then make hundreds. Then they'll be all over the field. god dammit :(
     
  6. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    Guys, worry not. That thing can't close fast enough to catch TG2. He is so fast and light on his feet that he probably wouldn't trigger the trap.
     
  7. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    That's funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Still not a problem, though. I don't think Ted really touches the ground much while he's cruisin'. He'd just tiptoe around those things and fly to the endzone.

    As Dan Patrick used to say, "You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him."
     
  8. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    I just got off the phone with my chum TGI and he said he was well aware of this illegal measure against his son, but has been hiding them all over the house, yard and football field throughout TGII's lifetime to make him as elusive as he is. Sadly TGI told me that Teddy initially had some trouble in the bedroom as he was even paranoid of them there. Good thing too, cuz his dad had hid one up a girl's shirt, which the girl did not mind cuz it helped to pad her bra anyway.
     
  9. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    Which is why Teddy's feet and hands are actually made of a super metallic material developed by NASA.

    EDIT: God Damn typos
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2005
  10. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    Careful, we've already got tOSU on our heels, no need to add NASA to the disgruntled list by claiming ownership of them. Actually, knowing what some of the geniuses are like that work for them, they might be more upset at the involvement of their beloved Nasa in a sentence with such bad grammar :wink:
     
  11. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    Says the man who ends his sentence without punctuation. :biggrin:
     
  12. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    I'm no English professor, but I fail to see bad grammar in said sentence.
     
  13. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    It's technically a dependent clause, not a full sentence.
     
  14. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    Touche

    Gobucki, I was being absurd operating from the premise that you intended to type 'my' instead of 'by' which would make for a very poor sentence.

    That being said, the targeting satellites are moving into alignment as we speak.
     
  15. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    smilies dont count?
     

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