Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

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He'd have been better off saying he was an All American football player at Cleveland State in the 70s.

Gio, if you're still out there... I mean, man, if you need to get attention, run a scam like if there was a big event in town, tell the ladies you work on the Goodyear blimp. Don't even say you're the pilot... then you have to know too much. (Though, your head is appropriate for the job). Tell them your the Adverstising information specialist, or whoever runs the billboard on the side. Even doing the camera work is too technical to lie about with your vocabulary. I realized the bowling pin and a sharpie days will be fewer and farther between, but, there's no goodyearblimpplanet out there... to my knowledge.

Choose Positivity.

 

Even making international news!



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but, there's no goodyearblimpplanet out there... to my knowledge.

Choose Positivity.

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Gio, if you're still out there... I mean, man, if you need to get attention, run a scam like if there was a big event in town, tell the ladies you work on the Goodyear blimp. Don't even say you're the pilot... then you have to know too much. (Though, your head is appropriate for the job). Tell them your the Adverstising information specialist, or whoever runs the billboard on the side. Even doing the camera work is too technical to lie about with your vocabulary. I realized the bowling pin and a sharpie days will be fewer and farther between, but, there's no goodyearblimpplanet out there... to my knowledge.

Choose Positivity.

Also:
When life seems unfair, and everything is going wrong, never forget you are alive to experience it. As long as you have a breath left in your lungs, and a beat left in your heart, you can work harder and be better. It comes down to your desire to succeed. Every winner has lost, every champion was only a contender at one time in their lives. They went on from that loss and worked harder and eventually they won. You can do the same, for winning is possible for all of us. It all rests on you and your desire. Do your best and never give up or take that loss as the end. That loss is only the end of the round, the fight is not over until you quit. Do I have to say what quitters never do?....

 

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Even making international news!



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Kuka on Giovanni Strassini?
Sit? on ihmetelty Yhdysvalloissa. Giovanni Strassini -niminen henkil? on esiintynyt l?hes 40 vuotta Ohio State -joukkueen legendaarisena pelaajana. Ainoa ongelma vain on, ettei Ohio Statessa ole koskaan pelannut Giovanni Strassini -nimist? pelaajaa.
Strassini on muun muassa v?itt?nyt, ett? h?n on pelannut Ohio Staten yliopistojoukkueessa baseballia kolmosvahtina ja ett? h?n olisi tehnyt touchdownin yliopiston jenkkifutisjoukkueessa vuoden 1976 Rose Bowlissa, eli yliopistojen finaalipeliss?.
Lis?ksi Strassini laittoi Facebookiin kuvan Rose Bowlissa saadusta mestaruussormuksesta ja sepitti tarinan, ett? NFL-seura Cleveland Browns olisi varannut h?net.
Mik??n n?ist? ei ole totta.
Se ei Starssinia pys?ytt?nyt. H?n k?vi yliopiston fanitapaamisissa, kirjoitti nimikirjoituksia, poseerasi valokuvissa ja kertoi tarinoita urastaan - keksityst? urastaan.
Viimein yliopistojoukkueen fanit paljastivat keskustelupalstoilla huijauksen. Saman teki Ohio State edustaja, joka vahvisti, ettei Strassini ole koskaan pelannut yliopistossa.
- En l?yd? yht?k??n dokumenttia, ett? Giovanni Strassini olisi koskaan ollut Ohio Staten jalkapallojoukkueen j?sen.
Sen koommin Strassinista ei ole juurikaan kuultu.
L?HDE: YAHOO
IL

Who is Giovanni Strassini? It has expressed surprise at the United States. Giovanni Strassini, a person has appeared in nearly 40 years of legendary Ohio State team as a player. The only problem is that the Ohio Statessa have never played Strassini-names of players online., Giovanni Strassini is, among other things, claimed that he has played for the Ohio State University baseball team, the third guard and that he would be made a touchdownin at the University of jenkkifutisjoukkueessa in the 1976 Rose Bowl, or universities in the final game. In addition, the Strassini put Up a picture from the Rose Bowl Championship ring and coined as a result of the story, that would be the NFL Cleveland Browns have booked him. None of these is not true. It is Starssinia stopped. He attended the University of fan meetings, wrote autographs, posed for photos and told stories of his career-the coining of his career. Finally, the University team's fans revealed in the forums. The same did Ohio State representative who confirmed that Strassini has never played at the University. -I can't find a single document that Giovanni Strassini would never have been a member of the Ohio State football team. Since Strassinista has not really been consulted. SOURCE: YAHOO, IL

 

Props are due when props are due...

This is a tough assignment. You see, I'm from up north. You know the north. And to be treading in these waters goes against my core values. I almost feel like I'm hovering, having an out-of-body experience as I type. But I digest...

I had to sign up to give the old mitten thumbs up on this piece. Fantastic sleuthing and accompanying banter!

Ugh, I feel dirty. Alright, I said my peace.

I shan't return.

 

Gio, if you're still out there... I mean, man, if you need to get attention, run a scam like if there was a big event in town, tell the ladies you work on the Goodyear blimp. Don't even say you're the pilot... then you have to know too much. (Though, your head is appropriate for the job). Tell them your the Adverstising information specialist, or whoever runs the billboard on the side. Even doing the camera work is too technical to lie about with your vocabulary. I realized the bowling pin and a sharpie days will be fewer and farther between, but, there's no goodyearblimpplanet out there... to my knowledge.

Choose Positivity.

Why not just try and steal Donnie's (Steve Buscemi) identity. He's out of his element anyways...

 

Whichever one of you mods tagged this thread with "art schlichter's idol!" deserves some rep and an ice cold beer. Well done.

 

This is a tough assignment. You see, I'm from up north. You know the north. And to be treading in these waters goes against my core values. I almost feel like I'm hovering, having an out-of-body experience as I type. But I digest...

I had to sign up to give the old mitten thumbs up on this piece. Fantastic sleuthing and accompanying banter!

Ugh, I feel dirty. Alright, I said my peace.

I shan't return.

It's okay. We all do. I'm digesting right now, in fact.

 

Thanks for posting that FCC Buckeye. Sums it up nicely. None of these is not true.

Choose positivity.

 

This is a tough assignment. You see, I'm from up north. You know the north. And to be treading in these waters goes against my core values. I almost feel like I'm hovering, having an out-of-body experience as I type. But I digest...

I had to sign up to give the old mitten thumbs up on this piece. Fantastic sleuthing and accompanying banter!

Ugh, I feel dirty. Alright, I said my peace.

I shan't return.

Is that you Brady?

 

It's okay. We all do. I'm digesting right now, in fact.

Eat your salad last. (Well, unless you're too full. Which I always am.)

It helps.

 

Even making international news!



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