Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

What "legwork" did the blog do? I could have drawn that conclusion reading the first two pages. What follows is where the EPIC begins.

The big thing that Lost Lettermen did that we didn't was to call the Ohio State SID.

 

His excuse is just as fucking bad. ID theft makes absolutely ZERO SENSE.

He's a bit behind on his popular culture references; He should have just blamed it all on internet bullies.

 

To be fair, he's a certified fucking expert in the field fo' sho.

Monday's mind fart:

No one in NC uses Google.

They may take their time but they always get their man down there.

(Jim Bakker is from tsun by the way. Just sayin)

 

Unless I'm overlooking something, it seems he's been scrubbed from the Charlotte Buckeyes site. Not a terrible thing, I understand them to be a great organization and I'm sure they want no part of this.

 

Yardbarker picked it up too.

http://www.yardbarker.com/all_sport...n_ohio_state_football_alum_for_years/13654627

 

So I sent out an email to the President of the Charlotte Buckeyes Friday evening when this first started to break. I finally heard back from her this evening:

Thank you for contacting our club with this valuable information. I genuinely wish that we would have seen this email sooner. We learned of this elaborate hoax just today and are shocked and disappointed to learn of the lengths to which this man has gone to become a member of the Ohio State family. The Charlotte Buckeyes actually disassociated from this man nearly a year ago, after receiving reports of inappropriate communications with a few of our club members. We did not expect to hear anything from him or about him again. It is very unfortunate that our club is being associated with him at this time.
Again, thank you for the information.
Heather Dean
President
Charlotte Buckeyes

 

Most users ever online was 2,979, Yesterday at 07:29 PM.

 

Thank you thank you thank you!

To think I passed this thread up for so long.:(

 

link

Bank Seeks Foreclosure In Action Against Charlotte, N.C., Builder.(Originated from The Charlotte Observer, N.C.)
Knight Ridder/Tribune Business News | March 21, 1997 | Johnson, Leslie Williams | Copyright
Mar. 21--A home builder in Charlotte faces foreclosure on three homes in upscale Providence Plantation in the city's southeast section.
In court documents, NationsBank says John Strassini, president of JDS Builders Inc., owes the bank $1.1 million. A hearing on the matter is scheduled April 7 in Mecklenburg County Superior Court.
"I was current through this month, then I had a lien put on my property and that caused a technical default," Strassini said Tuesday. "I'm going to do what I can to protect my company and my credit." ...

 

It's bad when I totally overlooked this thread till I saw someone from BP made a thread about it on the Shag What the hell is up with people these days impersonating other people? Get real, this shit always comes back to haunt you.

 

what this thread clearly shows is that we would have found bin laden a whole heckuva lot faster than our military intelligence did if only osama had posed as a buckeye great or had started a thread boasting about sec superiority while denigrating our program... or had just gone jeffcat-insane on us.

 

What the hell is up with people these days impersonating other people? Get real, this shit always comes back to haunt you.

agreed. after years of impersonating a football program, you guys finally got your charlie weis. the comeuppance was swift and glorious.

 

 

agreed. after years of impersonating a football program, you guys finally got your charlie weis. the comeuppance was swift and glorious.

You forgot Ty Willingham! In all seriousness Weis was a poor coach, especially defensively. He at least didn't leave the cupboard completely bare though.

 

He at least didn't leave the cupboard completely bare though.

pretty sure charlie has never left any cupboard bare.