Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

caps for emphasis, done in many forums, sometimes bold type also.

Yes I've been working around the clock to get that removed from the internet.

 

lmfao- i was REMOVING things from WIKI before they busted this as you put it. i removed many other things and would have eventually gotten most of it if not all gone. i did impersonate a TE from OSU, but not as you guess and not to harm. the good that came of it is my saving grace. The letters i mentioned do NOT say about the athletic things at all. i am not proud of how i got there, but proud of what i did while there. i have return correspondence from the sites i had removed my things from and they are time certain and date certain. all before this and WIKI. so say more things and prevaricate. i did wrong, no defense and admitted, apologized for and atonement being made. i said all this, but it goes unnoticed from many to say things like you are. you want to punish me more, for something not done to you or anyone you know, whatever makes you feel better. stay with truth and facts and you will be good. prevaricate and throw canards around like you do, then you will have to answer for them. to your maker, he who is without sin...

You threatened have threatened physical harm towards people on this board. Shove your holier than thou attitude up your ass.

 

You threatened have threatened physical harm towards people on this board. Shove your holier than thou attitude up your ass.

holier than thou?
i never threatened physical harm.
i have said things like- lets meet, or if you want this it can be, and never did i say i am coming to hurt you. that is a threat.
implied threats are not threats.
less than a hundred years ago, someone said wrongful things about you, you could challenge them to a duel to the death. in 17 states that is still the law.
so cmon dude, give up the bs and be real.
if you are in one of those states, let me know hahahaha
is that a threat if its the law?
silliness abounds, lies are the order of the day. wrongful claims are many peoples M.O's on this site. i am setting the wrongful assessments to rest one by one, then my day will be done. i finish what i start always

 

holier than thou?
i never threatened physical harm.
i have said things like- lets meet, or if you want this it can be, and never did i say i am coming to hurt you. that is a threat.
implied threats are not threats.
less than a hundred years ago, someone said wrongful things about you, you could challenge them to a duel to the death. in 17 states that is still the law.
so cmon dude, give up the bs and be real.
if you are in one of those states, let me know hahahaha
is that a threat if its the law?
silliness abounds, lies are the order of the day. wrongful claims are many peoples M.O's on this site. i am setting the wrongful assessments to rest one by one, then my day will be done. i finish what i start always

 

You should carry a good pair of scissors with you to help break up those cat fights.

No her hair was a big part of her look and earning potential. I was actually enjoying the cat fight too and then I realized I had to stop it sadly.

 

So I might as well tell the story of me the customer bouncing out the giant roider story while I am up.

So me and my buddy Aaron are at the titty palace. His friend Andrew is there too and [Mark May]faced.

The hammered dude Andrew punks out the roider literally right behind his back. Roider hears it and assumes its my weight lifting partner Aaron. Punches Aaron in the face three or four times and then throws him into a potted tree. Breaks the pot and has my buddy down in full mount and starts to mma style ground and pound his face.

I can't let my boy get smoked like that when I know Andrew started it. So I move some girls out of the action zone and get ready to full nelson the roider. Just then Aaron somehow reversed it and gets maybe 5 or 6 good shots on the roiders face so I let it go. Well Aaron tired out and roider got control back and started wailing on him. I came in with the full nelson and told roider / coke dealer that the cops were on the way and it was time for him to go. So we made our way through the crowd and he saw a dude who owed him money from football gambling but wasn't paying but could afford beers and lap dances. Roider busts loose and starts smoking this welcher. Again I come back with the full nelson and again we move towards the door.

So we are almost outside finally and this couple with a pussy dude and a hot chick has to mouth off and laugh at the roider. Well he flips out and starts struggling to get free but I didn't want that. Well the pussy dude with the hot girl keeps egging him on so I said [censored] it and let the roider go and he pounded him flatter than hammered [Mark May]. Again the full nelson and then out the door.

I then went back to the bar and grabbed my beer. Eventually the cops showed up and I got interviewed but they just wanted to know what happened and I couldn't recall names. Like I needed a sober roider all coked up coming after me.

We aren't friends or anything but there is mutual respect. We both pull chicks from the same pool and that's about the whole story. Not my favorite story of his though but the only one that involved me.

One time a super hot stripper and her loser boyfriend owed a bunch of coke money to him so roider and his pretty hot girl home invaded the super hot stripper and her loser man and smoked the two of them man on man and woman on woman. I wasn't there but saw the results of the beat down and believe it to be true.

Enough story time. Time for some sleep. Enjoy.

 

Time to leave this dog alone.

 

Here's an idea: don't ever close this thread, but make it into a controlled BP trolling area for gladiator-type matches. Unban infamous BP users like Tibor, Trey McNeil, Gatorubet, but confine them to this thread.

Imagine the possibilities...Tibor and his many aliases baiting The Strass Man into revealing his true identity...Gatorubet and Strass battling each other in ever increasing walls of text until one of them starts bleeding from the nose...Fredm33 confusedly asking Giovanni for directions back to the ESPN forums...

 

Here's an idea: don't ever close this thread, but make it into a controlled BP trolling area for gladiator-type matches. Unban infamous BP users like Tibor, Trey McNeil, Gatorubet, but confine them to this thread.

Imagine the possibilities...Tibor and his many aliases baiting The Strass Man into revealing his true identity...Gatorubet and Strass battling each other in ever increasing walls of text until one of them starts bleeding from the nose...Fredm33 confusedly asking Giovanni for directions back to the ESPN forums...

I don't think the site carries enough bandwidth to deal with the walls of text that would be involved between Gator and Gio.......it would probably have to be a pay site!

 

implied threats are not threats.

Really? Imply a threat to a police officer or the President and see how far that reasoning gets you.

 

Here's an idea: don't ever close this thread, but make it into a controlled BP trolling area for gladiator-type matches. Unban infamous BP users like Tibor, Trey McNeil, Gatorubet, but confine them to this thread.

Imagine the possibilities...Tibor and his many aliases baiting The Strass Man into revealing his true identity...Gatorubet and Strass battling each other in ever increasing walls of text until one of them starts bleeding from the nose...Fredm33 confusedly asking Giovanni for directions back to the ESPN forums...

I second this motion.

Brilliant idea.

 

what are you thump?
simply a hater? i do not say things half baked. if i say them i mean them. go elsewhere to cast aspersions ok

You'd be a hell of alot more enjoyable half baked..

 

As you might guess, there has been some discussion among the moderators about this thread.

Buckeyeplanet gained international attention for calling attention to Giovanni Strassini and his misrepresentation of himself as a Buckeye great. The discussion quickly revealed many inconsistencies, and it is natural that these would generate discussion and debate, especially when "alwaysthere" and "onlymelol" began posting in the thread.

Are these two posters one in the same? Are either or both Giovanni Strassini? Are Giovanni Strassini and J D Strassini the same person? What do we know about guilt or innocence of either, beyond the misrepresentation of identity by Giovanni Strassini?

It may be that no one posting here can answer these questions with absolute certainty, now or in the future.

What we do know is that this conversation has moved far from college football and beneath the dignity and tone that should distinguish conversations in the Football Forum. Is this really the way that we want to be perceived during a year when Ohio State is getting ready for a run at the National Championship?

I am not seeking to call anyone out and I surely don't want to defend Giovanni Strassini or the curious posts of "alwaysthere" and "onlymelol".

I am seeking to call attention to the fact that the tone and content of this thread have fallen to such an extent that Strassini's original misrepresentation of identity is no longer central. It is buried beneath more than a thousand posts that have nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Giovanni Strassini mispresented himself as a former Buckeye great, misleading people even at worthwhile charity events.

As a result of the degeneration in the thread, "alwaysthere" and "onlymelol" have been able to dismiss the original misrepresentation as "over" and "apologized for". Is this really a relatively minor matter? We think not.

This is BuckeyePlanet. This is the Football Forum. We are supposed to be some kind of different from other college football sites. Please bear this in mind when posting further in this thread.

 

Guys, I just moved several posts to the Holding Cell. Enough!

 

Guys, I just moved several posts to the Holding Cell. Enough!

ok, warning heeded. sorry for my part.