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Haiku invitational......

Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by Oh8ch, Oct 18, 2004.

  1. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    I probably shouldn't write these when I am down about our prospects, but it is somewhat therapeutic -

    Ross - Joe - Pittman - Hall
    No three yards - no cloud of dust
    Woody rolls in grave


    Thanks for the crystal
    What have you done lately Jim?
    Tressel ball - no more


    Irregardless our
    Ridiculous three loss streak
    Michigan still sucks
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 20, 2005
  2. Sdgobucks

    Sdgobucks Pig on a wing

    Jim Bollman - Bad Blocking
    Pro Scheme - Lost yards
    Jim Bollman - Fired
     
  3. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Classic

    Fundamentals are
    the building blocks of success
    Can we work on those?
     
  4. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Autumn Saturday
    Scarlet and Gray fills the 'Shoe
    Hoosiers lose by 10

    Big Ten rivals, they
    Weasels, ann arbor's a whore
    Cesspool of the north
     
  5. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

    Haiku police: :nerd:


    Not a haiku!
     
  6. MegaWoody

    MegaWoody Newbie

    Buckeye Planet has
    Profanity detector
    Set on eleven.
     
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    Hail to those fuckers
    Hail to those gay cock suckers
    Cesspool of the world
     
  8. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    The music to ears
    is lately all too silent
    Oh Victory Bell!
     
  9. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Carmen Ohio
    Sang after every game
    Victory or not

    That could be great sig material.
     
  10. Sdgobucks

    Sdgobucks Pig on a wing

    Yeah Yeah I know, Im not a poet.
     
  11. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

    Here's my attempt at fame:

    Offense has waned
    Tressel not to be blamed
    Who will be the lamb?
     
  12. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go! Staff Member

    Damn, I thought you were talking about the sushi bar on High St.!
     
  13. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    No no no no no!!!!

    It's like this:

    Damn I thought you were
    Talking about the sushi
    Bar on High Sreet
     
  14. Will Smith is a pro

    Now the pass rush is no more

    And crap teams can score
     
  15. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Offense is missing

    Losses are mounting quickly

    Blood pressure rising
     

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