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I was over in Ireland 13 years ago (on St. Patrick's Day :) ) with a brother, somes cousins and friends. As part of our travels we went looking for the Blarney Stone, but in talking to some of the locals while hitting the various Pubs :cheers: we were told that the teens liked to piss on the stone so all the 'stupid' tourists kissing it would get a true 'taste of Ireland'. 
Yeah...we ended up passing on that particular tradition.
Yeah...we ended up passing on that particular tradition.
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NewYorkBuck
Do not read this title
St Pats is a cool holiday - but like Halloween and Nyrs Eve, its amatuer night in NYC. I went home early last night and had a Guiness. By the time it was 6:00, I was up to my azz in more nuts than a fruitcake just walking to the subway......
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to
heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and
give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind Lord, I found one.'
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priests said, ?then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to
go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting
a group together to go right now.'
Paddy was in New York.
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted,
'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy
went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of
the car.
He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
'Just water,' says the priest.
The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'
The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it
again!'
heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and
give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind Lord, I found one.'
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priests said, ?then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to
go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting
a group together to go right now.'
Paddy was in New York.
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted,
'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy
went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of
the car.
He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
'Just water,' says the priest.
The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'
The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it
again!'
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Buckeneye
I lead, you follow.
Remember friends, this is a Catholic based holiday (which would explain the drinking) celebrating the life of an Irishman born in Scotland. We still claim him.
Kidding aside. Be safe today friends. I'm jumping in a car with some friends Cleveland bound for the parade. Then doing the Irish crawl in the ritualistic fashion of my people. Guinness for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since New Year's so..... this is gonna be pretty rough.
God bless. Be Irish. Have fun.
Kidding aside. Be safe today friends. I'm jumping in a car with some friends Cleveland bound for the parade. Then doing the Irish crawl in the ritualistic fashion of my people. Guinness for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since New Year's so..... this is gonna be pretty rough.
God bless. Be Irish. Have fun.
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