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Going to the Smokey mountains on Spring Break? WTF, do you not realize what goes on at normal Spring Break destinations?

I can honestly say the only mountains I've ever explored during a Spring Break, were when I hooked up with a bigger girl at Cancun...now those were some big mountains...
 
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Spring break is for 2 things only: getting laid and getting drunk, in that order.
You better make sure all your cousins go to the Smokies the week you're planning on visiting.
 
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In answer to your original question, No.

But when you get back, please don't tell us anything about it. In fact, you can get back and come onto BuckeyePlanet without posting, just to see how long it takes us to notice you lurking....
 
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If you are going camping in the Smokies the mosquitoes ( I believe your people call them skeeters) can be real bad. What I did to keep them off of me was rub jelly all over my arms and legs and then I would put raw meat in my sleeping bag a night, worked like a charm.
 
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KentStateBuck said:
If you are going camping in the Smokies the mosquitoes ( I believe your people call them skeeters) can be real bad. What I did to keep them off of me was rub jelly all over my arms and legs and then I would put raw meat in my sleeping bag a night, worked like a charm.
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The raw meat thing works well for those evening jogs on the trail. Just strap a couple of slabs around your ankles...works better than regular ankle weights because you just seem to be able to keep a better pace.

Another suggestion is to not waste money on a tent. There are plenty of caves out there for free.

Don't bother bringing things like toilet paper, because the morning dew will only ruin it. Use nature's toilet paper. These are definitely the softest.
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Steve Goodie rocks.
exhawg said:
Every time I see that pic I think of this song that I heard on the radio once.

(set to Tom Petty - The Waiting)

Well, I think I’ll go and rent me a movie right now;
Go and get something I ain’t never seen.
And on the discount rack, I see Deliverance,
And I’m watchin’ it now and they’ve got to that scene
Where they meet the hillbillies and they’re big and they’re mean…
And who’s that crawlin’ ‘round on his knees?
It’s Ned Beatty! (Beatty!) Ned Bea-yay-yay!
Ned Beatty had the hardest part
‘Cause redneck love leaves emotional scars.
I guess he didn’t read the script too far;
Ned Beatty had the hardest part!

Well, I wonder what kind of parts Ned turned down –
Oh, I wonder how desperate he was.
‘Cause I’ve heard it’s pretty tough in Hollywood,
But I woouldn’t ever let them tie me to a tree;
Screamin’ and holdin’ up my BVDs;
Waitin’ for Burt to come and rescue me,
Sayin’ “Hey Burt!” (Hey Burt) Hey-yay-yay!
Ned Beatty had the hardest part.
If you got a purty mouth, you can be a big star.
I bet the next day, his agent got fired.
Ned Beatty had the hardest part!

Well, don’t let ‘em get you Ned – don’t let ‘em next to you!
Don’t let ‘em get you Ned – you know what he wants to do!
Think of your momma Ned – put you through drama school;
Is this what she had in mind? You think she’s proud of you?

Ned Beatty! (Beatty!) Ned Bea-yay-yay!
Ned Beatty had the hardest part!
He’s taken method acting just a bit too far,
‘Cause this ain’t exactly Shakespeare-in-the-Park.
Ned Beatty had the hardest part!

Ned Beatty had the ha-a-a-a-a-a-arde-e-e-e-est pa-a-a-a-art!

Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa-oa!
…had the hardest part!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa-oa!
…had the hardest part…
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buckeyefool said:
The order only matters depending on the looks of the girl
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Even then, it doesn't matter. All rules are out the window for the first piece of ass. Just like a 'slump-buster', there are very few rules. My only rule was she had to weigh less than me, other than that, a few beers and a dark room make them all look alike. Once you broke one into the W column, then you could add a few rules if need be.
 
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