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[jcfiesta]

My woman would tell me to do it as long as I used a grand of it to buy her a ring.

hawg, thats a cheap woman.

 

[exhawg]

hawg, thats a cheap woman.

She's so desperate for the ring that she was looking a Kohls. She told me they had one on sale for $400. When she starts talking about the fine jewelry at Wal-Mart I'll start to worry. :p

 

[Thump]

hawg, thats a cheap woman.

She's also really bright too fiesta.

Check out the end of the dumbest questions thread.

 

[AKAK]

She's so desperate for the ring that she was looking a Kohls. She told me they had one on sale for $400. When she starts talking about the fine jewelry at Wal-Mart I'll start to worry.

You can actually get pretty big diamonds at Sam's Club... cheap.


Now, they may have big black chunks of crap in them... but... cheap.

 

[exhawg]

I'm trying to talk her into one of these.

 

[Thump]

hawg,

How about a ring made of crackers?

 

[exhawg]

hawg,

How about a ring made of crackers?

I think we have a new winner

 

[Thump]

I think we have a new winner

Make sure you get her the matching cracker hat.

Preferably made of Triscuits.

 

[jcfiesta]

although the triscuit makes a good hat it would be quite abrasive on your fingers. I'm thinking another snack food like a pretzel..unsalted (except for the large rock of salt posing as the gem) would make a fine piece. The pretzel institute has successfully molded these tasty treats into ring shaped morsels...whereas the triscuit is better suited for moisture resistance, getting your vehicle out of slippery snow covered ditch or as a floatation device.

 

[AKAK]

I'm thinking another snack food like a pretzel..unsalted (except for the large rock of salt posing as the gem) would make a fine piece. The pretzel institute has successfully molded these tasty treats into ring shaped morsels....

Oh sure... getting in to custom jewelry now... You think Hawg can afford that, Mr Fancy Pants?

 

[jcfiesta]

once hawg gets "Maxi Pad w/ Wings" stamped on his dome the $1000 already allocated to the ring will suffeciently finance the ring.....I'm already in production, just need to cut and mount rock(salt).

 

[AKAK]

.....I'm already in production, just need to cut and mount rock(salt).

Suck all the salt off the pretzel already?


Wow... you work fast.

 

[DEBuckeye]

So, back to the original topic....

How does the company know if this guy is actually wearing their logo everyday for a month? Or, that he's actually leaving the house and walking around everyday? Maybe he's just going to scam them and not do it all the time. Although, as AKAK pointed out, they've already gotten tons of advertising on the internet with the news story, so maybe they dont' care what happens.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

So, back to the original topic....

How does the company know if this guy is actually wearing their logo everyday for a month? Or, that he's actually leaving the house and walking around everyday? Maybe he's just going to scam them and not do it all the time. Although, as AKAK pointed out, they've already gotten tons of advertising on the internet with the news story, so maybe they dont' care what happens.

its a tatoo isnt it?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Fischer will display the SnoreStop logo on his forehead for one month

If he's only going to have it for a month I doubt it's a tattoo... if it is he's dumber than he looks.