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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LostLassie, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

  2. TooTallMenardo

    TooTallMenardo RR Quality Control Specialist '17 Bowl Pick Em Champ

  3. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    Yeah that shit seems like if I did it, I'd be arrested.
     
  4. TooTallMenardo

    TooTallMenardo RR Quality Control Specialist '17 Bowl Pick Em Champ

    I mean shit... If they are just throwing a cruise liner to the sea, I'll take it. :lol:
     
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  5. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    Rats and all.
     
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  6. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    Cannibal rats, mind you. Cannibal rats.
     
  7. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    The problem solves itself.
     
  8. gmen6981

    gmen6981 Div 1 Couch Tackling Champion.

    I just want to see the fight between the last two!
     
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  9. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    Set up a mini thunderdome
    Sail port to port
    Charge admission
    Profit
     
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  10. MaxBuck

    MaxBuck 2014 National Champions!

    I think subscription-only webcam feed would be the modern way to do things.
     
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  11. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    How would I rob people in international waters via webcam?
     
  12. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

    Wouldn't the profit you made from the additional robbery be offset by the settlements you'd pay in lawsuits for rat-bitten ankles?

    Or, might you have devised a clever plan for keeping your fighting rats fed between shows?
     
  13. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    1. Salvage ship
    2. Offer deeply discounted cruise packages to M*ch*gan alumni groups
    3. Profit
     
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  14. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    1. :lol: Settlements?
    2. The rats eat other rats. Just gotta remember to hold on to a couple of the dumber ones for breeding. Not trying to have a mutiny.
     
  15. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    How long will your cruise be? Most fast food workers won't be able to get more than a couple days off in a row.
     
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