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How to waste $600

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Pheasant

Pheasant

This space for rent.
Hit a pothole:



Do this on a township road in northwestern OH, preferable a township that not only doesn't have insurance in case things like this happen, they don't even answer the phone.
This road is easily wide enough for 2 cars to pass each other without this pothole coming into play. Unless the car coming the other way decides they should have a minimum of 2 feet between their wheels and the side of the road.
My front wheel wasn't as badly bent (it still held air) but had to be replaced, along with the back wheel (obviously) and the back tire.
 
FindlayBucks said:
Hit a pothole:



Do this on a township road in northwestern OH, preferable a township that not only doesn't have insurance in case things like this happen, they don't even answer the phone.
This road is easily wide enough for 2 cars to pass each other without this pothole coming into play. Unless the car coming the other way decides they should have a minimum of 2 feet between their wheels and the side of the road.
My front wheel wasn't as badly bent (it still held air) but had to be replaced, along with the back wheel (obviously) and the back tire.
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I'm not sure how it is done in OH, but in michigan the counties control the roads for townships. You may want to check out if there is a county road commission of some sort. I know our municipal insurance carrier pays for this type of damage on city roads.
 
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Well, it's needless to say that I was a little intoxicated. It was on my birthday and the people that I was with decided to buy me a private dance. So the whor... dancer took me in the back room, the one with the mirrors on the ceiling, and started to dance. I was having a good time, and I thought she was as well. When the song was over she asked if I wanted her to keep dancing. Like I said before, I thought she was having a good time, and I thought she wanted to keep dancing, so I said "sure honey, do what you like". That goes on for about 6 more songs and after about the 6th song she said that she needed a break and that I owed her something like 500.00. Well to make a long story short I told her to fuck off because she wanted to dance with me. That didn't make the bouncers very happy and I was politely asked to leave.
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
Well, it's needless to say that I was a little intoxicated. It was on my birthday and the people that I was with decided to buy me a private dance. So the whor... dancer took me in the back room, the one with the mirrors on the ceiling, and started to dance. I was having a good time, and I thought she was as well. When the song was over she asked if I wanted her to keep dancing. Like I said before, I thought she was having a good time, and I thought she wanted to keep dancing, so I said "sure honey, do what you like". That goes on for about 6 more songs and after about the 6th song she said that she needed a break and that I owed her something like 500.00. Well to make a long story short I told her to fuck off because she wanted to dance with me. That didn't make the bouncers very happy and I was politely asked to leave.
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Ahhhh.... I love watching that guy.... and the discussion with the "manager"... I especially like it when the Manager is a Ruski.

Dumbass.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Ahhhh.... I love watching that guy.... and the discussion with the "manager"... I especially like it when the Manager is a Ruski.

Dumbass.
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What the hell is a Ruski?

Yeah, the head bouncer guy was like "we'll call it even fo 100 bucks". I looked at him like he was stupid and told him he wasn't getting shit. He then said that he was going to call the police, but he never did. I guess because he would've had a hard time proving that I owed him for the dances.
 
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