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I don't even know what to say about this story

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Mar 12, 2005.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    I don't even know what to say about this story.....

    Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

    Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET

    COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

    They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

    The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

    The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

    The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

    The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

    School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
  2. Lazlo

    Lazlo Good people drink good beer. ~ HST

    It made me laugh
  3. Sdgobucks

    Sdgobucks Pig on a wing

    Dont get mad, just get even. :wink2:
  4. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    I can hear the kid now. "Swallowed that time, didn't ya bitch!!"
  5. Buckeye513

    Buckeye513 Stable Genius

  6. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    I don't know about you guys but when I first read this story on Friday, I got that involuntary gag reflex and almost yacked on my desk.
  7. two words- van wilder
  8. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    Yes, that was mentioned in the story.

    Let me see. Peanut Butter in a sandwich vs. semen in a brownie. Yep, those two pranks are 100% equal to each other.
  9. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    Actually the people that did the peanut butter thing are real lucky the kid wasnt alergic to peanuts. That would not have been good
  10. NightmaresDad

    NightmaresDad Woody Rules!

    dude, if you knew you were allergic to peanut butter and were forced to choose to eat either peanut butter or somebody's semen, which would you choose? :wink2:

    Seriously, though, there must be a lot of people allergic to PB, because you see warnings on any items which contain peanuts or PB
  11. Buckeye513

    Buckeye513 Stable Genius

    What if the other kid was allergic to semen?


  12. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    I'm going to have to go with the peanut butter.
  13. ArtilleryBuck

    ArtilleryBuck Junior

    Somewhat related story:

    When I first joined the Army, I had this Lieutenant that nobody in my section could stand. We would go to the field for weeks at a time and he would never bring any "po-gie bait" (food for the field), but he would mooch off of everybody else's food like a damn pig. Well, we were getting ready to head to Yakima desert for 2 weeks, so me and a buddy of mine decided to teach him a lesson. We made 2 sets of chocolate brownies. The first set was using just a standard box of like Betty Crocker brownie mix. The second set, we substituted/added a whole box of chocolate flavored Ex-lax (I think there were like 24 cubes in the box). The first evening in the field, the Lieutenant headed out for a leader's meeting. So, we pulled out the good set of brownies and the rest of the section chowed down. Then, as we expected the Lieutenant to return, we pulled out the Ex-lax brownies and put them on the shelf in plain view. When the Lieutenant returned, we told him to help himself as we had already eaten our fill. Predictably, he dove right in....and to make the situation even sweeter, his other Lieutenant buddy came by (who was an equivalent asshole), and our Lieutenant offered him some brownies as if he had made them himself. They ate the entire plate. There is really nothing worse than having diarrhea in the field, when you have to dig a little hole in the ground and squat. Well, the next 2 or 3 days were just classic memories. I would see our Lieutenant on his way back from taking a shit get about 50 feet from our vehicle, and have turn around to run right back out for another round. We all about lost it when he came back one time and said "If I shit one more time today, I think my asshole is going to catch on fire". He was miserable. I felt bad for him, but I was young and at the time felt that it needed to be done.
  14. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Did you guys ever tell him you put ex-lax in the brownies?
  15. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    I still can't eat eclairs without thinking about that.

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