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[Gatorubet]

They say we have awakened a sleeping Giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve...I don't know about all that, but your mother's a whore.

 

[Mike80]

They say we have awakened a sleeping Giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve...I don't know about all that, but your mother's a whore.

YTMND - But Your Mother's A Whore

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I try not to let my puns sink to that level, so I'm willing to let you sub for me in an attempt to get your own props and reach an even keel.

No need to harbor any ill will towards my comments on your pearls of wisdom.

 

[BB73]

No need to harbor any ill will towards my comments on your pearls of wisdom.

Don't worry, I consider you to be an equal, we're a pier of nauti buoys.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Don't worry, I consider you to be an equal, we're a pier of nauti buoys.

I'm knot shore how to take that...

 

[BB73]

I'm knot shore how to take that...

You can deck me for being stern, but if I as-
sail you I'd get on your list.

 

[Gatorubet]

I'm knot shore how to take that...

You can deck me for being stern, but if I as-
sail you I'd get on your list.

Have either of you considered suicide bombing as a way for us to compete in the war on terror? Just sayin...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Have either of you considered suicide bombing as a way for us to compete in the war on terror? Just sayin...

We're just using this thread in our search for weapons of mast destruction...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

You can deck me for being stern, but if I as-
sail you I'd get on your list.

Before we're forced to bow out, we'll need to stem the tide of bad puns...

 

[BB73]

Before we're forced to bow out, we'll need to stem the tide of bad puns...

Gator, Mili's pirating jokes out of his depth - charge him with crimes on the high seas. I'm not sure where to make him walk the plank, but any port in a storm.

 

[Ttown]

You guys sure are going full speed ahead on this thread, maybe a little too much port in your starboard tanks. aft erall you don't want to have an accidental submersion.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This thread baffles me.