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I love my neighbors

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by VprHis, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. VprHis

    VprHis Get off my lawn, you hooligans!

    My better half and I are both insomniacs... she has to be up for work in 3 hours. My dumbass neighbors are outside playing football... noisily. Would it be so wrong of me to go out and play baseball? by which I mean bashing in their worthless skulls with a baseball bat?
  2. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    nah... use a 9 iron instead.
  3. VprHis

    VprHis Get off my lawn, you hooligans!

    don't have a 9-iron... just the bat

    or maybe a toaster... that'd at least be interesting :)
  4. ArtilleryBuck

    ArtilleryBuck Junior

    Go "Cable Guy" on them. Go outside and join in and imagine that you are playing in "the game" as a Buckeye linebacker.
  5. VprHis

    VprHis Get off my lawn, you hooligans!

    Sheriff's deputy just showed up and told them to "Shut those fucking holes in your heads or I'm taking you with me--and you can keep this shit up in jail."

    That was mildly gratifying... especially as I wasn't the one who called 'em.
  6. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds!

    Deputy must have been an MSU alum. Sounds like he was having a trying evening... :slappy:
  7. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    I had a neighbor who lived above me in a shitty apartment building while I was in grad school at OSU. The floor/ceiling was so thin I could hear everything he did. Whatever the hell job he had he never came home until about 3 AM. It usually wasn't a problem, except every once in a while he would crank his stereo and let it go for about 10 minutes.

    It was the end of finals week and I had to get up early to go to work. He came home and was cranking his tunes. After an hour I went up and banged repeatedly on his door, but he refused to answer. I gave up and called the cops.

    As soon as they knocked he answered and shut off the music. The cops had parked their cruiser right under my bedroom window and I heard them laughing as they got in the car. I guess he had a girl with him but they didn't think he was going to get any by the look on her face. I never heard another noise from him again.

    The worst part, the idiot neighbor under me thought it was my stereo. That is how loud it was. I had to explain to the building manager I had called the police as it was the neighbor above me. He didn't believe me. Moron.
  8. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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