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Well, isn't this just the perfect test to find the true Ohio State fan?
What would Woody have done if he had received an envelope saying he won the "Michigan lottery"? He wouldn't buy gasoline there and he surely wouldn't have wanted anything to do with winning anything from that God forsaken place.
So, what should you do if you receive one of these envelopes? First, realize that this isn't just about you. It's about something much deeper. It's about a way of life for which generations of Ohioans toiled, so that we might enjoy it today. Second, realize that you play an important role in preserving that way of life. Yes sir, that envelope in your hands is about much more than some lottery, it's about the American way of life.
That's where you come in. It's up to you to protect it by making sure that scum letter is sent so far away from America that no one, no one, can be hurt by it.
If you PM me, I will send you an address in South Africa, about as far from the USA as you can get. Trained people there, people who have lived through a liberation struggle, are waiting to despath those tickets to a place where they can do no harm.
So, if you get one of those envelopes, get it right mister! The good that people have striven for so long will be held in the balance of your hands. It's up to you.
So, do the right thing, for you, for Ohio, for the American way of life. Contact me for that address and I promise that Michigan fakery will hurt no one in America.
What would Woody have done if he had received an envelope saying he won the "Michigan lottery"? He wouldn't buy gasoline there and he surely wouldn't have wanted anything to do with winning anything from that God forsaken place.
So, what should you do if you receive one of these envelopes? First, realize that this isn't just about you. It's about something much deeper. It's about a way of life for which generations of Ohioans toiled, so that we might enjoy it today. Second, realize that you play an important role in preserving that way of life. Yes sir, that envelope in your hands is about much more than some lottery, it's about the American way of life.
That's where you come in. It's up to you to protect it by making sure that scum letter is sent so far away from America that no one, no one, can be hurt by it.
If you PM me, I will send you an address in South Africa, about as far from the USA as you can get. Trained people there, people who have lived through a liberation struggle, are waiting to despath those tickets to a place where they can do no harm.
So, if you get one of those envelopes, get it right mister! The good that people have striven for so long will be held in the balance of your hands. It's up to you.
So, do the right thing, for you, for Ohio, for the American way of life. Contact me for that address and I promise that Michigan fakery will hurt no one in America.
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Are you the widow of a prince or big time oil tycoon?Steve19 said:
If so, STOP FUCKING EMAILING ME!
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Are you the widow of a prince or big time oil tycoon?
If so, STOP FUCKING EMAILING ME!
I can be cutie! Is there money in it?
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The topic was only discussed for weeks on end by dozens of members in The Game thread. Oh yeah, I forgot...The Game thread isn't in the Open Forum or the arcade.
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Deezeldogg
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So did anyone else receive the same lucky news??.......
My wife is already trying to convince me to sell the tickets for the money. She is obviously not the diehard that I am. I think I just might have to leave her at home. Or divorce her.........:tongue2:
My wife is already trying to convince me to sell the tickets for the money. She is obviously not the diehard that I am. I think I just might have to leave her at home. Or divorce her.........:tongue2:
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you just have 1 "other" michigan ticket? sell that one. you could still make enough for 2 Minny tickets.StadiumDorm said:
unless it was a friend offering you a seat...
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