ScarletInMyVeins
Tanned Fat Looks Better
If I get the foursome I'm planning on I won't be at the outing! 
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iambrutus
Screw Blue
thats it, i'm bringing my ringers!!! LOLexhawg said:It isn't my handicap you have to worry about.
BTW, this outing has allowed me to start playing more golf, told the wifey that i need to practice if i'm going to drive to columbus for golf then i dont want to play like shit. so i played 9 on Friday night and 9 on Sunday AM!!! (44 on Friday & 42 on Sunday)
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For USGA course ratings and the slopes, here is a great place to find those:
http://www.usga.org/playing/handicaps/course_ratings/course_rating_lookup.asp
Make sure you look at the proper tees, as it lists different ratings and slopes for each tee.
http://www.usga.org/playing/handicaps/course_ratings/course_rating_lookup.asp
Make sure you look at the proper tees, as it lists different ratings and slopes for each tee.
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ScarletInMyVeins said:If I get the foursome I'm planning on I won't be at the outing!
We'll see you at the GC then?
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osugrad21 said:
I was going to paly that angle... but... I figured with SIMV getting beat up by noobs lately... you know he could use a break... plus... I wonder if he'll show, though... since the ponds won't be frozen over... good skating up there in Delaware, I hear.
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ScarletInMyVeins
Tanned Fat Looks Better
Now you know that's Thumps fantasy foursome... mine would be Christina Aguilera, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Simpson, and a midgetosugrad21 said:
That noob was a fiesty one but I think I won that oneAKAK said:
My fatass can't ice skate.... I'll fall through.
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Well.. that's 4 all right... not sure how you paly into this... I think we call this "Lloydsev fantasy syndrome"
Seek help.
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That's a lucky midget. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't you be in that foursome someplace if it's your fantasy? or do you like to watch? HomoScarletInMyVeins said:
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ScarletInMyVeins
Tanned Fat Looks Better
Oh yeah.... I guess I should throw myself in there somewhere. Would I have to kick one of them out? If so Cuthbert goes... that midget has to stay!
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Mmmm... Jessica.ScarletInMyVeins said:Now you know that's Thumps fantasy foursome... mine would be Christina Aguilera, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Simpson, and a midget
That noob was a fiesty one but I think I won that one
My fatass can't ice skate.... I'll fall through.
Oh, sorry. The golf outing.
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
Yeah, SIMV, I've been meaning to tell you...what you call "blackhaus" is actually "passionate pink" wine cooler. Homo. Lightweight.
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
Oh, right, not passionate pink...it's blackberry! My bad. Pussy. 
I will say, the last time I had Blackhaus, I had about 10-12 shots, along with probably about 18-20 beers in The Flats up in Cleveland. Don't remember a whole lot except almost getting in a fight (bouncer stopped me by saying he didn't want me to kick his ass, which I found hilarious and very good-natured on his part), then another black spot until 4 35-year old women woke me up to tell me that I shouldn't be laying flat on my back....in a parking lot....with my driver's side door open...and my friend passed out in the front seat. I, of course, was in no condition to drive, so these lovely ladies volunteered to drive me and my friend, and my car, to a hotel. We spent the next 30 minutes looking for my keys, since I had thrown them across the parking lot to demonstrate my unwillingness to drive. Once we finally found them, two of the lovely ladies drove my car and my friend to the hotel, and the other two drove me in their car...where, luckily enough, they both showed me their nipple rings (upon request, of course). Then, we finally got to the hotel, but were told they had no rooms, so I passed out in my car. It was the worst hangover I've ever had in my life. I sat sitting straight up, with my head slumped forward, and my neck was sore for a week.
Yep, I could definitely go for some more Blackhaus.
I will say, the last time I had Blackhaus, I had about 10-12 shots, along with probably about 18-20 beers in The Flats up in Cleveland. Don't remember a whole lot except almost getting in a fight (bouncer stopped me by saying he didn't want me to kick his ass, which I found hilarious and very good-natured on his part), then another black spot until 4 35-year old women woke me up to tell me that I shouldn't be laying flat on my back....in a parking lot....with my driver's side door open...and my friend passed out in the front seat. I, of course, was in no condition to drive, so these lovely ladies volunteered to drive me and my friend, and my car, to a hotel. We spent the next 30 minutes looking for my keys, since I had thrown them across the parking lot to demonstrate my unwillingness to drive. Once we finally found them, two of the lovely ladies drove my car and my friend to the hotel, and the other two drove me in their car...where, luckily enough, they both showed me their nipple rings (upon request, of course). Then, we finally got to the hotel, but were told they had no rooms, so I passed out in my car. It was the worst hangover I've ever had in my life. I sat sitting straight up, with my head slumped forward, and my neck was sore for a week.
Yep, I could definitely go for some more Blackhaus.
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