Interesting sports study

[ArtilleryBuck]

[SIZE=-1]After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences.

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[SIZE=-1]1. The sport of choice for male unemployed or incarcerated people is BASKETBALL[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]2. The sport of choice for male maintenance level employees is BOWLING[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]3. The sport of choice for male front-line workers is FOOTBALL[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]4. The sport of choice for male supervisors is BASEBALL[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]5. The sport of choice for male middle management is TENNIS[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]6. The sport of choice for male corporate officers is GOLF.
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[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Conclusion:
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!
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[vrbryant]

Don't forget the favorite sport of Asians...

Ping pong.

Smallest balls of 'em all.

 

[BB73]

Don't forget the favorite sport of Asians...

Ping pong.

Smallest balls of 'em all.

vr, weren't you a champion marbles player?

 

[vrbryant]

Really, I'm more of a billiards man.

 

[BB73]

So you weren't the beach-ball buff that posed for this, I guess.

 

[vrbryant]

No, but this is how I audition all potential mates:

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[BB73]

Are large nostrils a bonus?

 

[vrbryant]

*waits for the thread to be moved to the Romper Room*