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Just my luck!

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    I move 1400 miles for the new job... everything is going great and today I find out that my new boss is a scUM fan! Our marketing guy when to scUM but doesn't care for the football team so we have already teamed up on him.

    who's got some good (but harmless :) ) pranks I can play on him???

    :oh: :io:
  2. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Put an OSU screensaver on his computer every chance you get
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    :lol: a good way to start
  4. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    st make tons of copies all over of OSU stuff and logos and hide them everywhere in random files
  5. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Is there a flagpole outside of the office? Fly a Buckeye flag once in a while.

    This has a much greater effect when it's done outside of an office in michigan- I used to work about 15 miles east of ann arbor....
  6. BuckStocksHere

    BuckStocksHere Semper Fi!

    send him the OSU fight song... that was re-recorded super loud. Tell him in the email " you will need to turn up your volume because this is really hard to hear". sit back and enjoy.
  7. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go!

    You could get some OSU pens and pencils, and make sure you stuff some in his office supply tray. Also, send him a notes on OSU Post-Its any chance you can get!
  8. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    you could sneak over to his house and kill his entire family....spelling out the words to 'Fight the Team' in blood all over the walls.......

    what....too much?
  9. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    If you can get into his email, change his auto-signature to read "Go bucks" or something like that.
  10. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    cut the brake line on his car??? thats always a funny one....

    maybe the old neet in the shampoo bottle trick....
  11. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    Pull the keys off his keyboard and rearrange them to spell "GO BUCKS" right in the middle.

    Edited to add a funny related experience:

    At my first internship, my boss had me into his office on my first day at work. On his bulletin board, there's a blue and corn bumper sticker, halfway covered. The part I can see reads "GO BL". He motioned to it and said something like, "I heard you're at OSU. I'm a big Michigan fan." I didn't really know what to say, not wanting to offend my first boss at a real job! He then pulled back the paper covering the sticker to reveal "OW" and got a good laugh at my expense. :biggrin:
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2004
  12. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    Come on guys, let's not get too ridiculous. A quick, random kick to the crotch every three days should suffice.
  13. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Exlax brownies?
  14. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    :) All good suggestions... I thought about beating him with a tire iron but I'm not sure the organization I work for would find the humor in it :). I think I'll start tonight... we have a media event. I'm think a few OSU logos in his office will start things off nicely. I know I'll get it right back... he's told some of things he's done to his friend who is a Buckeye fan. He snuck into his house and changed all his Buckeye decor to scUM.
  15. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    buy a pit bull right now......that scummer wont know what he's in for....

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