Kentucky fraternity caught with a goat!

[BrutuStrength]

I wonder if these guys are affiliated with Lambda Lambda Lambda...

WKU Suspends Alpha Gamma Rho Fraternity Over Goat Incident Gene Birk

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At 2:25 a.m. Thursday, Bowling Green Police responded to a loud party at the "Alpha Gamma Rho" house at 1436 Chestnut. During their investigation of the agriculture fraternity, police discovered a goat in the basement. It had no food or water, and was standing in its own urine and feces. They took the goat to the Humane Society, and charged WKU freshman, 19-year-old Trenton Dakota Jackson of Henderson, with second degree cruelty to animals.

Brian Peyton is the president of Western's Alpha Gamma Rho chapter. He says the goat was brought in on a whim, as a prank, to make some pledges think they would have to have sex with it. But Peyton says it was not hazing-related, and no one was ever going to have sex with the goat.

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Once the investigation is over, a hearing will be held, and Western will announce any sanctions against the fraternity, but any individual sanctions will be kept private. Western's "Code of Conduct" forbids hazing of any kind.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

nothing cooler than the Tri-Lambs

 

[vrbryant]

During their investigation of the agriculture fraternity, police discovered a goat in the basement. It had no food or water, and was standing in its own urine and feces. They took the goat to the Humane Society, and charged WKU freshman, 19-year-old Trenton Dakota Jackson of Henderson, with second degree cruelty to animals.

Brian Peyton is the president of Western's Alpha Gamma Rho chapter. He says the goat was brought in on a whim, as a prank, to make some pledges think they would have to have sex with it. But Peyton says it was not hazing-related, and no one was ever going to have sex with the goat.

No one was ever going to have sex with the goat, but they were perfectly content to let it starve to death in its own filth. Gotta love fraternities.

Appropriate punishment for Peyton:

30 days in jail
$5,000 fine (to be donated to local ASPCA chapter)
72 hours locked in a basement with no food or water and forced to stand in own urine and feces

Appropriate punishment for every member of the fraternity who had knowledge of this:

100 hours community service

 

[RugbyBuck]

Damn, we actually had to have sex with ours.

 

[coxew]

No one was ever going to have sex with the goat, but they were perfectly content to let it starve to death in its own filth. Gotta love fraternities.

Appropriate punishment for Peyton:

30 days in jail
$5,000 fine (to be donated to local ASPCA chapter)
72 hours locked in a basement with no food or water and forced to stand in own urine and feces

Appropriate punishment for every member of the fraternity who had knowledge of this:

100 hours community service

They should make them spend the 72 hours locked up with the goat feces.

 

[OH10]

Appropriate punishment for Peyton:

30 days in jail
$5,000 fine (to be donated to local ASPCA chapter)
72 hours locked in a basement with no food or water and forced to stand in own urine and feces

Appropriate punishment for every member of the fraternity who had knowledge of this:

100 hours community service

Likely punishment: 30 day suspended sentence. $200 fine to be donated to city employee's salaries. 20 hours community service working a humane center.

Rest of fraternity punishment: Laughing stock on campus.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Damn, we actually had to have sex with ours.

You did not have to. It was voluntary.

 

[AKAK]

I liked the black sheep...

Anyway... yeah... This is an Ag fraternity... that makes it look so much better.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I liked the black sheep...

No kidding. Once you go black, you never go back.

 

[RugbyBuck]

You did not have to. It was voluntary.

Damn, those bastards told me it was mandatory.

 

[Steve19]

Damn, those bastards told me it was mandatory.

Uh, how many times was it required? :)

 

[RugbyBuck]

Uh, how many times was it required? :)

Until we got it right. Thank you sir, may I do another.

 

[AJHawkfan]

PUT THE FREAKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!

 

[BB73]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Update:

A year and a half later Brian Peyton marries his college sweetheart.