Learn to speak Chinese...

[CCI]

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ...............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[DEBuckeye]

Vely funny. I raugh out roud.

 

[Thump]

Me ruv it rong time.

 

[BuckeyeSkins]

You numba one GI!

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Do you like chinese food?............... Yu laik dee fied kat?

 

[Gobucki]

Ahhh, nothing like forwards from grandma.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Mel Gibson: "How is the flied lice?"

Uncle Benny: "It's fried rice, you plick!"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You big American GI hurt my rittle bagina

Laos, 1968