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Memo to fat slobs out there: drink water...

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by tibor75, May 24, 2004.

  1. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Originally Posted by MililaniBuckeye
    Or maybe I"m just tired of trying to slog through 10 inches of lard to find their femoral arteries in the cath lab.

    More like the 10 inches of your own colon your head is up...



    Originally Posted by Tibor75
    Wow, the pangs of jealousy. I love it.


    Come on Tibor, even you know ... that was funny as hell. :biggrin:
     
  2. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    I still think this low carb stuff is horseshit, but if you're that serious about it, drink Diet Rite. It's cheap, it tastes good, and it has 0 calories, 0 sugar, 0 carb's, and 0 anything else that is bad for you. And no, it does not contain aspertame.
     
  3. Mr.FuzzyPants

    Mr.FuzzyPants The best damn pants in the land

    I think we'd all love it if rashmish hopped on his camel and rode off into the sunset, never to return.
     
  4. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Well, you learn something new everyday.....I always thought the camel rode rashmish.
     
  5. Mr.FuzzyPants

    Mr.FuzzyPants The best damn pants in the land

  6. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    Wow, a poster so dumb he can't even come up with his own nicknames, just uses somebody else's.
     
  7. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Hey, you are Rashmish and Kashmir, so there' nothing wrong with anyone calling ya what ya are...
     
  8. Mr.FuzzyPants

    Mr.FuzzyPants The best damn pants in the land

    I must say mili, personally, I think calling tibor rashmish is hilarious. I'm glad you dont mind
     
  9. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    Fucking peckerwoods. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    I have a feeling Mr.WettyPants is so ignorant, he doesn't even realize why Milly calls me Rashmish.
     
  11. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    Do a google search on "rashmish" and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button! Hilarious!
     
  12. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it!

    Caffeine and alcohol should both be avoided during the first 2 weeks of the Atkins diet. The reasoning is that they each have properties that might trick peoples' bodies into thinking that they are a form of sugar, and thereby hinder/delay the process of burning existing fat in the body.

    The refinement concern pertains primarily to processed sugars and flours. It is better to eat natural sugars (ex. fruits) then to consume processed sugar. Likewise, it is better to eat whole grain products that do not contain processed flour, since dietary fiber can be subtracted from the total carbohydrate count of a product. That's why people on low carb diets should be certain they buy whole wheat bread instead of regular wheat bread.

    By the way, since Mili enjoys busting Tibs' chops so much, maybe his description should be switched to "Pounder of Apu-nani." (Sorry if it's lame, but the thought jumped in my head and I couldn't resist.)
     
    Last edited: May 26, 2004
  13. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    So does the Atkins Diet mean more chicks will start "swallowing" since it's high in protein?
     
  14. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/food.php#Anchor-What-11481

    Say's one of the main ingredients in baby batter is sugar, so I guess you won't be able to sell your woman on it being Atkins friendly. However, you could try lying. I (unsuccessfuly :sad: )tried to convince my wife that that it was a miracle wieght loss drug.
     
  15. redskinbucksfan

    redskinbucksfan The brownest of the brown liquors

    baby batter

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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