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MEYER’S A JOKE ! GREG’S A CRIMINAL

Discussion in 'College Football' started by John Grizzly, Sep 4, 2018.

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Why does Urban Meyer’s dog HATE HIS GUTS?

  1. BECAUSE HE FEEDS HIM ALPO

    83.3%
  2. BECAUSE HE STILL USES SOAP ON A ROPE?

    38.9%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. John Grizzly

    John Grizzly Newbie

    TO THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY AND THE GIMPY CAMPUS POLICE LOSER WHO HARASSED ME 2 YEARS AGO HELLO !!! WHAT A DAY HUH ? I MEAN WHAT A WEEK !! OK OK OK I GET IT , YOUR PROBABLY SAYING OMG HERE WE GO ITS THE INSANE FLORIDA GUY WHO JUST CAN’T SEEM TO LET GO .. ITS THE GUY WHO SENDS MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS... EXACTLY LOSERS AND THATS MR. ALL CAPS TO YOU!! I TOLD YOU THAT URBAN MEYER WAS A JOKE , A LIAR , AND EVEN GOD HIMSELF WOULD ADMIT THAT URBAN MEYER WAS THE ONLY MISTAKE HE’S EVER MADE!!! AND YOU BLEW ME OFF, IGNORED MY CRY .. WELL PITY ON THE STRAY COLLIE THATS A LOST CAUSE BUT A PASS FOR URBAN IS BLASPHEMY, ITS A DISGRACE TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF OHIO THAT THIS LOSER IS STILL COLLECTING A CHECK !! LETS SEE THE GUY HIRED THE MOST HATED GUY IN EASTERN CIVILIZATION HISTORY IN GREG SCHIANO , THE PEOPLE OF NEW JERSEY BANNED THIS HOST OF A JOKE FOR EVERYTHING INCLUDING STOLEN CONDIMENTS!! OH AND PENNSYLVANIA THEY STILL HOLD MASS MOVEMENTS WEEKLY PRAYING TO SWEET JESUS THAT THIS CREEP CROAKS IN HIS SLEEP ! AND YET THROUGH ALL THE REDLINED PROOF OF DISTAIN URBAN STILL HIRED THE GUY , STRIKE ONE URBAN !! AND THIS BLAKE GUY ?? THIS BLAKE GUY ?? BEATS HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE , OH AND PRECEDES TO BECOME A PHANTOM STALKER AFTER A DIVORCE , ITS REPORTED AND ON SCHEDULE URBAN DENIES HE KNEW , AND YOU KNOW I MUST SAY IT SINCE NO ONE ELSE WILL URBAN MEYER’S WIFE HATES THE AIR HE BREATHES , SHE WONT EVEN SHOWER WITH THIS GUY BECAUSE HE HAS THIS IDEA THAT SOAP ON A ROPE IS STILL THE WAY TO GO!! SO TO DATE HERES A SHAZAM THATS HIRED BASICALLY 2 GUYS WHO COULDNT GET A JOB AT THE LOCAL PUBLIX IF JUSTICE WAS HONORED ! A GUY WHO STILL USES JAM ON HIS HAIR ...!!! JAM ?? WOW!!!!! URBAN MEYER IS THE SAME CROOK THAT LIED TO THE FLORIDA PEOPLE AND SHOWED UP IN OHIO ONLY TO BE HEALED AND TO RUIN THE VALOR OF ANOTHER PRESTIGIOUS INSTITUTION OF HIGHER LEARNING ! EVERY WHERE HIS UNPLEASANT SCENT GOES HE LEAVES A STINCH , AN ODOR OF GUILT , UNTRUTHFULNESS & BROKEN PROMISES! THIS GUY WALKS ONTO THE LOCAL FRUIT ISLE AND IMMEDIATELY BANANAS START TO BROWN DUE TO HIS MERE PRESENCE, THIS GUY WALKS NEXT TO THE NEAREST ROSE BUSH AND SUDDENLY THORNS SPROUT IN DEFENSE OF THE ROSE! THIS GUY WALKS ONTO THE COUNTRYSIDE FARM AND THE COWS JUST CANT PRODUCE ANY MILK .. AS THEY CANT WORK WITH SUCH FILTH NEAR BY! MARY JO WHITE !!! I REPEAT MARY JO WHITE ATTENTION PLEASE ... FIRST AND FOREMOST WHO DOES THIS WOMAN’S HAIR?? IM GUESSING ITS “HOWARD MCNEAR”?? I MEAN ITS 2018 MARY !! HAVE SOME PIZAZZ , WHO WEARS A “ZOOT SUIT “ AND A SOLDIERS CUSTOM CUT AND THINKS THE WORLD CAN TRULY TAKE THEM SERIOUS ??? NICE BON JOVI MAKE-OVER MARY, IM WILLING TO BET MARY TAKES THE 2 FOR 1 DEAL AT THE LOCAL PET GROOMERS MARKET , THERES NO WAY POSSIBLE A PROFESSIONAL BEAUTICIAN PERFORMED SUCH A DREADFUL PIECE OF POLLUTION TO THE HUMAN PUPIL, I MEAN IS IT A TUPAE?? MARY JO SHOULD BE FIRED FOR JUST HER MERE APPEARANCE SHES A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES AND THATS A PROMISE ! URBAN MEYER THE CURSE THAT I PLACED ON YOU STILL HOLDS TRUE !! YOU WILL NEVER EVER WIN ANOTHER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP EVER AGAIN .. AND THIS CREEP HE HAS MEMORY LAPSES MARY JO? WOW !! I THOUGHT URBAN MEYER SAID LIVE FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR 2 YEARS AGO “ I CAN RECALL EVERY SINGLE PLAY THAT EVER HAPPENED WHEN I PLAYED ALABAMA “ AND TODAY YET AGAIN THE POOR DOCTORS WHO VALIDATED HIS ARRIVAL AT OHIO STATE ARE NOW BEING RIDICULED , THE AD IS UNDER FIRE , AND EVERY SINGLE FEMALE THAT WALKS THE CAMPUS HALLS HATES THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE URBAN ! THE TWEET HOURS AGO THAT YOU SENT OUT WAS AN INDEFINITE MIRROR IMAGE OF THE MAN WHO YOU’VE BECOME .. A COWARD WHO HAD NO INNER INTESTINAL LOIN TO APOLOGIZE PUBLICLY , A FLAT OUT BUM WHO DISPLAYED PRIDE AND LOYALTY OVER THE FACTS OF LIFE THAT HAS BETRAYED SO MANY TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME , RECRUITS FROM COAST TO COAST AS AT THIS VERY MOMENT ARE OR WILL BURN EVERY SINGLE LETTER OF INTEREST THAT YOU’VE EVER SENT TO THEM , YOUR LEGACY WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS “THE BAGGAGE THAT WAS NEVER CLAIMED” SOME WHERE IN THE WORLD THERES A MAN BY THE NAME OF “JIM TRESSEL” I THINK YOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY BUT MAYBE NOT.. JIM TRESSEL IF I HAD ONE RED CENT FOR ALL THE MARBLES ID BE WILLING TO BET HE’S SAYING ALOUD “ALL HAS COME FULL CIRCLE “!!! AND RIGHTFULLY SO A GUY WAS DIMISSED FOR TATTOOS, AND JIMMY DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO UNDER THE NEEDLE!! THE STORY BROKE ON A MONDAY AT 7 AM AND JIMMY WAS PACKED , CANNED, AND ON HIS WAY TO RANCH BY 8PM THAT NIGHT ! AND YOU KNOW I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS I NEVER LIKED URBAN MEYERS HAIR ! BUT BACK TO THE ISSUE AT HAND WHICH IS HES A HYPOCRITE , A LOSER , AND A PROTECTOR OF MADMEN! URBAN MEYER SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY! THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS AND ACTUALLY MADE IT THIS FAR ON MY “SLAM PIECE “ I WANT TO BE CLEAR IF BLAKE WAS BEATING URBAN’S DAUGHTER HOW WOULD URBAN REACT? IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS GETTING BEAT BY A MAN WHOM SHE HAS NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD TO DEFEAT .. HOW WOULD YOU REACT?? IF YOUR SISTER WAS BEING BEAT FOR YEARS , CHOKED, THREATENED, STALKED AND BELITTLED HOW WOULD YOU REACT?? WOULD YOU ERASE A YEARS WORTH OF MEMORY AND PROCEED TO JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE WHILE FORGETTING THE OVERWHELMING STRAIN AND BURDEN THAT HAUNTS A FRIEND ? DO YOU TELL YOUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE’S EXAGGERATING AND ALL IS WELL ?? DO YOU TELL YOUR SISTER THAT YOUR LOYALTY TO HIM OUT TRUMPS YOUR GOD-GIVEN PROMISE TO HER AS HER BROTHER AND SOLE PROTECTOR ?? DO YOU URBAN ?? DO YOU???!!!!! YOU LEFT FLORIDA WITH BAGGAGE AND LIED TO THE STATE ON THAT DAY , FLED IN THE NIGHT ARRIVED IN OHIO AND KILLED EVERY SINGLE CROP ON THE FARM !!!! YOUR POISON URBAN !! WHO HIRES A GUY WHO PARLAYS WITH THE CAMPUS CREDIT CARD, POPS PILLS LIKE THEIR MENTOS , LIES ABOUT SHOWING UP TO CERTAIN VISITATIONS WITH RECRUITS TO YOUR FACE AS HE WAS TO WASTED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE TO MAKE THE APPOINTMENT AND TO TOP IT OFF BEATS HIS WIFE LITERALLY FOR WAKING UP , AND YOU STILL HIRED THE GUY WELL BECAUSE AS YOU SAY YOU DIDN’T KNOW !! AND YOU HIRED GREG , ANOTHER COACH WHO YEARS AGO SOUNDED JUST LIKE URBAN MEYER UPON THE PENN STATE MADNESS GREG STATED “ I DID NOT KNOW “ SOME WOULD SAY “WHERE THERES SMOKE THERES FIRE “ I WOULD SAY THESE TWO JERKS ALONE BURNED DOWN AN ENTIRE CONFERENCE!! I PRAY EVERY DAY THAT YOU TWO PORCELAIN POTS DROWN IN THE AGONY THAT YOU DESERVE! JUST HOW VIVID IS THE ISSUE AT HAND URBAN ? ILL JUST SAY THAT GREG SCHIANO IS THE SOLE REASON THE GREAT JO PATERNO DIED OF A WOUNDED HEART!! URBAN MEYER IS THE REASON JERMEY FOLEY RESIGNED OR RETIRED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ! AND THE AD AT OHIO STATE WILL SOON BE A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE AND UNEMPLOYED VERY SOON TO SAY THE LEAST ! AND TO THE CAMPUS POLICE GUY “MY FRIEND” DON KNOTTS ... HEY DONNY HOWS IT GOING BROTHA ..?? HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR PROMOTIONAL DESIRES IN HAND YET BUDDY? I MEAN DONT GIVE UP , PERSISTENCE BUDDY IS WHAT MATTERS , I MEAN WHO CARES IF YOU FORGOT TO GET THE 4 SUGARS AND 4 CREAMERS WITH THE CAPTAIN ‘S MORNING COFFEE ITS ALL A LEARNING PROCESS BROTHA!! ITS NO BIG DEAL IF THE CALLA LILLIES THAT YOU PLANTED FOR THE DEPARTMENTS 50TH BIRTHDAY WONT SEEM TO BLOSSOM AS THEY SHOULD .. BUDDY YOU JUST KEEP UP THE HARD WORK ! YOU KNOW DONNY JUST BECAUSE YOUR THE YELLOW VEST GUY FROM 7:30am-8:30am DOESNT MEAN THAT THEY DON’T SEE YOUR WORTH KID .. HEY HERE COMES THE TRAFFIC COP CERTIFICATION AND THATS WHEN THE “BIG BUCKS” START COMING IN!! YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF GARBAGE !! GET A LIFE DONNY !! YOU WEREN’T BORN TO WEAR THE BADGE KID .. YOUR DOG IS A LOSER .. YOUR PET FISH IS ON ITS LAST LEG .. YOUR THE ONLY SUCCESS IN YOUR MEANINGLESS LIFE AND WHEN YOU LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND TAKE A LONG DEEP BREATH DONNY YOU REALIZE YOUR A LIFE LONG UNFINISHED PRODUCT WITH UNREPAIRABLE BLEMISH ! “IM THE CAMPUS POLICE .. IM A BIG MAN”!! YOU OUTDATED OSTRACIZED VARMIT!!! HEY DONNY HOW BIG OF AN URBAN MEYER FAN ARE YOU NOW YOU DIRTBAG??!! HEY KID I UNDERSTAND YOUR MAYBERRY’S TOP-DOG BUT A REAL COP YOU’LL NEVER EVER BE !! NICE TALK GUYS


    -MR. ALL CAPS!!
     
  2. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

  3. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

    Greatest single post ever!

    "gimpy campus police"
    "It's Mr All Caps to you!"
    "Pity on the stray collie..."
    "Most hated guy in eastern civilization history..."
    "Redlined proof of distain..."
    "Here's a shazam that hired 2 guys who couldn't get a job at the local publix if justice was honored..."
    "Showed up in Ohio only to be healed and ruin the valor [yes... VALOR] of another prestigious [yes... PRESTIGIOUS] institution of higher learning..."

    And it keeps going like that... gold... pure gold.

    Alas, no "Germans... Pearl Harbor" quote.
     
  4. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

  5. Muck

    Muck Enjoy Every Sandwich Staff Member

    Still a better poster than Taos.
     
  6. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

    You stinch.
     
  7. NorthCoastKid

    NorthCoastKid Senior

  8. Poe McKnoe

    Poe McKnoe Senior

  9. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

    He's an indefinite mirror image of the man @Gatorubet used to be.
     
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  10. NYG21254246

    NYG21254246 Freshman

    Is this one of your legendary trolls?
     
  11. Buckeye86

    Buckeye86 I do not choose to discuss it

    I thought Paterno died from cancer?
     
  12. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member

    Why is Schiano so hated in Asia?
     
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  13. HorseshoeFetish

    HorseshoeFetish Silver Bullet Supporter

    Well that's worth scoring 80 on Rutgers.
     
  14. shetuck

    shetuck What do you need water for, Sunshine?

    :argh:
     
  15. UrbanBuckeye

    UrbanBuckeye Senior '18 Upset Picks Winner

    Who in the blithering fuck is BLAKE?!
     

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