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Michigan Fan Bud Light Roast (MERGED)

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Just received this e-mail.


"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius!"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to (Ohio State) in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number twenty, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)"
 
"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius!"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Domer (Mr. Delusional Domer!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason and post-season ranking (3 games a year against service academies!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a few grossly inferior opponents (MSU was ranked...when we played theeeem!)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 3 coaches ago (Please don't bring up bowl gaaaaames!)

You will point out that you have an offensive "genius" as coach (if only he had two months to preeeeepare!)

Go on, ignore that loss to Ohio State in the fiesta bowl and continue to believe that you'll defeat any and everyone (offensive genius!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Dillusion, and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number 5, you deserve it, after all, you "almost" beat the good teams on your schedule (tOSU not included)(Mr. Delusional Domer !)"
 
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