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Mili, angry female combat assassins explore stereotypes, sociology

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Muck;2356209; said:
Wanders in, sees a career chairforce pogue who doesn't know the difference between support & combat arms yammering on about how the eee-lite company of fightin' womyn he & Major Powers are building would use the skills they gleaned working as cherry girls to clean up in the UFC, looks down at the spandex bicycle shorts, chuckles & wanders back out.
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Whatever man... every chick can kick your ass. There's no point in using fancy words like "eee-lite" and "spandex". You know it.

You're only hope is they have big breasts so your last conscious thought is of the jiggle in their boobies after the 3 punch combination knocks you into next month.
 
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My guess is that a female trained in martial arts generally doesn't go around fighting men for shits and giggles. So I would consider the whole hypothetical quite silly.

If you're getting you ass kicked by a 120-lb ninja with a vagina, you probably deserve it.
 
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OH10;2356224; said:
My guess is that a female trained in martial arts generally doesn't go around fighting men for shits and giggles. So I would consider the whole hypothetical quite silly.

If you're getting you ass kicked by a 120-lb ninja with a vagina, you probably deserve it.
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Pfft Rumiko used to go into clubs & round house guys all the time just for the hell of it.
 
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just for clarity's sake (mine not our dear leader) are we continuing this argument just to see if milli will blow a fuse or do you guys TRULY believe you should never be concerned about what an angry chick might be able to do to you in an altercation?
 
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BuckeyeSoldier;2356236; said:
just for clarity's sake (mine not our dear leader) are we continuing this argument just to see if milli will blow a fuse or do you guys TRULY believe you should never be concerned about what an angry chick might be able to do to you in an altercation?
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I am truly confident that I would run the [censored] away from any angry chick that I would dare to unduly [censored] off enough that she'd want to kick my ass. Less than 1% of the female population could beat me in a footrace.

As to the premise that there are women out there who could physically injure me in an altercation? Definitely. Probably around 82.5% of grown women could beat the shit out of me. Children too. Most men. That's why I don't put myself in that position.
 
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BuckeyeSoldier;2356236; said:
just for clarity's sake (mine not our dear leader) are we continuing this argument just to see if milli will blow a fuse or do you guys TRULY believe you should never be concerned about what an angry chick might be able to do to you in an altercation?
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Look, I know what they can do to me... kick me in the nuts... for sure. But, usually I'm ready for it because that normally happens .5 seconds after I've said something insulting.
 
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Muck;2356209; said:
Wanders in, sees a career chairforce pogue who doesn't know the difference between support & combat arms yammering on about how the eee-lite company of fightin' womyn he & Major Powers are building would use the skills they gleaned working as cherry girls to clean up in the UFC, looks down at the spandex bicycle shorts, chuckles & wanders back out.
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yeah yeah, drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, blah blah blah tough guy.
 
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Mike80;2356554; said:
So what I'm getting from this thread is that Muck is like a BP version of Ra's Al-Ghul with some Qui-Gon Jinn mixed in and can probably beat up wolves with broken beer bottles. Am I close?
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Affirmative. During my seventh decade of training, my Eye recorded Emperor Muck defeat three genetically enhanced wolf alphas illegally imported to Mars Outpost 267. This was, of course, some time before his ascension to the throne.
 
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Taosman;2356588; said:
One woman standing her ground is a bigger danger than three flailing at Mili. Just sayin'. We've gone to the next level, guys. :tongue2:
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Well, of course... those 3 are hitting Mili... not the rest of us.
 
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