Moronic Spam-Generated Names

[MililaniBuckeye]

It's funny how these spam e-mail generators try to construct realistic looking names to try an fool recipients into thinking they were sent by actual humans. Here's a quick list of the more ridiculous "names" I've received in the past few days, taken from my K-9 Anti-Spam log:

Tottering T. Impersonally
Controverts F. Metacarpi
Fluorocarbons L. Pinker
Pioneer S. Conciliates
Countrywomen V. Jawbones
Actions H. Kenneling
Syphilitic S. Cuckoo
Ghastly Q. Looseness
Marchionesses L. Liked
Breasting C. Internationalization
Welshmen L. Allocates
Dereliction K. Interdenominational
Addictions M. Cepheus
Preamble A. Menstrual

Ah yes, good ol' Flourocarbons...hadn't heard from him in a while...

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Ghastly Q. Looseness

I think I know her sister.

 

[OSUBasketballJunkie]

Preamble A. Menstrual

another name for tibor :teeth:


:osu: :scum4:

 

[BuckeyeSkins]

I just wish I could get my hands around the neck of the asshole(s) who send that shit to me.

 

[gbearbuck]

worse than emails, is when the spamers get ahold of your fax number.... nothing like junk faxes comming into the office all day long... I think they finally made them against the law, because we don't get them nearly as often as we did in the past...