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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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MililaniBuckeye;2152930; said:
It would also dictate that if you have your hands full and are with your kids, you'd fucking exercise a certain amount of caution when there a 5,000-lb vehicles in motion in the immediate vacinity...

There are both dipshit pedestrians and dipshit drivers...but guess which one wins in a collision? When I'm a pedestrian, I'm very cautious when I step into traffic, because you never know which texting/dailing/eating/drinking/nose-picking/looking-the-other-way-for-an-empty-parking-spot mouth breather is behind the wheel.
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Yes. Ever vigilant Mili. Never make a mistake. Always at the top of your game. Always aware of your surroundings. Always alert. Nimble like a cat. Reflexes of Spider-Man. Sixth sense like the kid from Sixth Sense.
 
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BUCKYLE;2153300; said:
Yes. Ever vigilant Mili. Never make a mistake. Always at the top of your game. Always aware of your surroundings. Always alert. Nimble like a cat. Reflexes of Spider-Man. Sixth sense like the kid from Sixth Sense.
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When it comes to moving 5.000 pound objects, I do look both ways. If tat's ever-vigilant to you, then so be it. I just hope you;re just as vigilant when you take your family to K-Mart, with the parking lot full of fat-fuck hilljacks speeding through the lot to find the spot closest to the door...
 
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DubCoffman62;2153864; said:
Restaurant whiners. The ones that always find something wrong with their food or always want something not on the menu or tries to negotiate a lower price if he only wants an entre with no sides. Those people irk me.
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That is my ex-mother in law. My son just told me a couple weeks ago how he hates going out to eat with her when she visits.
 
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The people in the left lane on the interstate going fifty while talking on their cell phones. Get off the road you fu**ing retards. It's usually a woman driving a vehicle that is beyond her skill set. Honda and Nissan mostly. I'm sick of it.
Oh and they always have some stupid ass grin on their face as they discuss little Timmy's latest antics. Piss off.
Licensed revoked for 5 years for being an idiot.

Anyway.

:oh:
 
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BrAss Man;2154858; said:
The people in the left lane on the interstate going fifty while talking on their cell phones. Get off the road you fu**ing retards. It's usually a woman driving a vehicle that is beyond her skill set. Honda and Nissan mostly. I'm sick of it.
Oh and they always have some stupid ass grin on their face as they discuss little Timmy's latest antics. Piss off.
Licensed revoked for 5 years for being an idiot.

Anyway.

:oh:
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You don't post often, but, boy when you do... :lol:
 
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BrAss Man;2154858; said:
The people in the left lane on the interstate going fifty while talking on their cell phones. Get off the road you fu**ing retards. It's usually a woman driving a vehicle that is beyond her skill set. Honda and Nissan mostly. I'm sick of it.
Oh and they always have some stupid ass grin on their face as they discuss little Timmy's latest antics. Piss off.
Licensed revoked for 5 years for being an idiot.

Anyway.

:oh:
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This! no shit!

Don't you even fucking dare look at me like that when I'm on your bumper and flashing my brights in your fucking mirror. I've got a V8 that is happy to run 180 if you would kindly get out of my way, maybe I'll see a little over half that... Now put down either the makeup or the phone and get out of my lane, bitch.

:io:
 
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sparcboxbuck;2154981; said:
This! no shit!

Don't you even fucking dare look at me like that when I'm on your bumper and flashing my brights in your fucking mirror. I've got a V8 that is happy to run 180 if you would kindly get out of my way, maybe I'll see a little over half that... Now put down either the makeup or the phone and get out of my lane, bitch.
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Small penis?
 
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